It was called “don’t ever darken the school door ever again young qph” when I was at school. I never lasted long enough to do the intercert never mind the leaving cert which I regret and probably why I read so much ever since.
Your ass may be history but only in the sense that both can teach us a thing or two if care to study them a while…
Ps
I wonder should the term A levels in the escort context be changed to PHD for those who really put the effort in…