Originally Posted by
ts-oriental-aries
It is very important to clean yourself before any sex session. It will be a very major turn off for anybody.
If you want to have a good session, an effort from your side also expected
I'm not into anal but have tried a few times, I believe it is an activity for the great outdoors or possibly the shower but not for the bedroom, I really couldn't be arsed with all that cleaning, shit happens.
But seriously, when are you supposed to do all this cleaning when visiting an escort. It's impossible to make an advance booking these days. You want a booking with a particular lady, you shower, put on your punting suit, phone and she doesn't answer. The only appointments that I have managed to make recently have been short notice bookings, not much time for washing out your arse or anything else.
To anyone that doesn't like me here.
I hope you need to pee 3 times tonight, but that you only wake up twice.