Official* Garda Warning

[GardaPatrol]

**WARNING** SCAM ALERT ! ! !
Be on the lookout for this girl and her friend. They have been seen hanging out around the big 24hr Tesco car park. When you are putting your shopping away, they ask you for a lift to Burger King. They are very convincing and very hot! Nevertheless, once in your car the one in the red dress takes off her clothes and starts climbing all over you, so while she keeps you busy the brunette takes your wallet! . . . . . . .
I had mine taken on the 5th, 8th then on the 15th, 16th, 17th, twice yesterday and probably again tomorrow, but if I can arrange to run out of milk on the 23rd then I could fall foul of this pair again !! Tesco sells wallets for €2.99 however; I found a bundle in Dealz, (bargain) so I bought all they had. Keep a lookout for them (be on your guard, I find that lunch time and around 5:30pm is best to be cautious ).

Be safe people.







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[rubberlover]

**WARNING** SCAM ALERT ! ! !
Be on the lookout for this girl and her friend. They have been seen hanging out around the big 24hr Tesco car park. When you are putting your shopping away, they ask you for a lift to Burger King. They are very convincing and very hot! Nevertheless, once in your car the one in the red dress takes off her clothes and starts climbing all over you, so while she keeps you busy the brunette takes your wallet! . . . . . . .
I had mine taken on the 5th, 8th then on the 15th, 16th, 17th, twice yesterday and probably again tomorrow, but if I can arrange to run out of milk on the 23rd then I could fall foul of this pair again !! Tesco sells wallets for €2.99 however; I found a bundle in Dealz, (bargain) so I bought all they had. Keep a lookout for them (be on your guard, I find that lunch time and around 5:30pm is best to be cautious ).

Be safe people.







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like it, nice one.

[Bratsimpson1]

Brilliant thread, epic username & I would bet anything you are a real Garda.

I would bet he's not.
He's probably part of the Mickey Mouse reserve.
Also a middle aged boyo like us, remembering the term Garda Patrol.

[GardaPatrol]

I would bet he's not.
He's probably part of the Mickey Mouse reserve.
Also a middle aged boyo like us, remembering the term Garda Patrol.

Yerrah we don't be cavorting with the hobby bobbies ya cheeky pup ya.

[Bratsimpson1]

Yerrah we don't be cavorting with the hobby bobbies ya cheeky pup ya.

Yeah but I do love a woman in uniform.

At least part time.

[redforever]

I would bet he's not.
He's probably part of the Mickey Mouse reserve.
Also a middle aged boyo like us, remembering the term Garda Patrol.

Aha ha remember the unbelievables sketch

[Bratsimpson1]

Aha ha remember the unbelievables sketch

We're safe from ISIS,,,,,,,,,,,, and the new law.

[beautyaddict]

**WARNING** SCAM ALERT ! ! !
Be on the lookout for this girl and her friend. They have been seen hanging out around the big 24hr Tesco car park. When you are putting your shopping away, they ask you for a lift to Burger King. They are very convincing and very hot! Nevertheless, once in your car the one in the red dress takes off her clothes and starts climbing all over you, so while she keeps you busy the brunette takes your wallet! . . . . . . .
I had mine taken on the 5th, 8th then on the 15th, 16th, 17th, twice yesterday and probably again tomorrow, but if I can arrange to run out of milk on the 23rd then I could fall foul of this pair again !! Tesco sells wallets for €2.99 however; I found a bundle in Dealz, (bargain) so I bought all they had. Keep a lookout for them (be on your guard, I find that lunch time and around 5:30pm is best to be cautious ).

Be safe people.







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Great post , good humor hit , keep this supplied here ,sharp wit short supply

[Bratsimpson1]

Still cant remember if it was dog shite or chewing gum ....

It was the client you'd just had a trampling session with.

[DonaldTramp]

Noreen O'Sullivan.