Dangle berries ?

[BuySexualBarry]

Maybe this has been said already, but Dangle berries are not haemorrhoids.

Dangle berries are bits of poo or toilet paper stuck to the hairs around your anus.

Haemorrhoids or piles are like blow outs of little veins around the anal sphincter muscle.

Haemorrhoids are treatable easily, try over the counter Preperation H, if it doesn't work see a doc.

If you expect a lady to stick her tongue up your bum, stick your finger up first and smell/ taste it to make sure its pristine.

Where I am from we call them dangle berries bits of toilet paper stuck to the hairs on your ass are called "clingons" . YMMV.

[Wolverine]

Where I am from we call them dangle berries bits of toilet paper stuck to the hairs on your ass are called "clingons" . YMMV.

An I thought my neighborhood was a shithole

[bigmango]

Which reminds me, not just the men who are dirty, some girls who constantly moan about mens hygiene, well, their hygiene is a lot to be desired for, plus when sharing, you never see them shower.

I totally agree.

There is a saving - "A dirty man is bad but there is nothing as bad as a dirty woman".

[bigmango]

Perfumed talc works wonders.

It does not hide the obvious - Body odour smells !!

[bigmango]

Would love to, but she isn't worth a ban.

I think I know who you mean !!

[bigmango]

I have a bidet at home - Normally you do not see them here in Ireland - only on the Continent.

I like to wash after sitting down on the toilet - Hate when I have to go somewhere else and I can not wash.

Do not feel comfortable until I do. Its my little fetish !!

[mallyman]

Fresh sweat does not smell its only stale sweat that smells when the bacteria multiply. Fresh sweat is a turn on it gives me a primitive drive to have sex, I have often licked under a young ladies breasts while she has mounted me and is satisfying herself. Very sexy.

The ignorance of some on here and clearly this guy does not work out. I do an hour in the gym morning and evening and yes its true, fresh sweat does not smell bad, its only when it goes stale, and is in fact its a turn on for many as smell is great when fresh

[BuySexualBarry]

Shes exactly my type Barry thanks for asking.

So why did you leave ? Pm if you want for discretion.

[hadaway]

Like another guy here i never use bogroll, i use baby wipes all the time and i know then i'm cleaner than clean with no dangling bits, at least at the rear anyway

[BuySexualBarry]

Like another guy here i never use bogroll, i use baby wipes all the time and i know then i'm cleaner than clean with no dangling bits, at least at the rear anyway

Scented or uncented ?