Hey, I'm in a hotel in Athlone and I just ordered room service
Cue pretty latvian girl in maids uniform, who pops a button when she walks in
But, maybe I' missing something here - she actually brought me a sandwich!
She puts down the tray, says goodnight and leaves?!
WTF? Its not like that in the films is it?
Maybe Anita is right and we watch way too much porn?
Still, full body massage tomorrow