Assume what you like fella. Three and a half thousand posts in less than 6 months leads me to think you are the "ragtag bundle of hormones and mixed up neurotransmitters" to quote yourself.
Your original reply introduced the word 'if' which allowed you to ramble on about a hypothetical situation and not the original post. Don't worry though because 'beautyaddict' did as well. Pair of ramblers ....