Bad escort experience

[Bratsimpson1]

google translate is useful in this situation.
also having her receptionist on loud speaker during the event is good too

Now, unlike my old man Homer(apart from his one escapade in Vegas) I have met a lot of escorts and apart from a couple in the early days, all have had passable to fluent, if not excellent English - sometimes learnt during their time in this country.
However I did meet a Czech a little while ago with little English. She also spoke German. My Deutsch is like her English, so while I entertained her with my 5 words of Czech, she hopped up and got her phone to use Google translate. And fair dues to it, despite being programmed for some standard American accent, it seemed to cope with my version of an Irish vernacular.

[Bratsimpson1]

[QUOTE=lallymally;1959674]at least you did not get beat up,

Has this happened to people on here?

Yes indeed.
Some people pay lots of money to get that done to them on a reasonably regular basis.

[MichelleFox]

I'm a young guy who has been playing with the idea of booking an escort for a long time. The girl was great at her job, and she looked pretty good. But as soon as I came I just regretted it. Plus the whole thing felt kinda awkward because she was Chinese with very little english.

It just can't compare to non paying girl, especially considering I've never really struggled to get sex. But it's something I wanted to tick off my bucket list.

Pros:
Her oral skills very very good
She was pretty nice and friendly

Cons:
Everything else...just not for me

100% wrong choice for first visit... pity

[testuser1]

I'm a young guy who has been playing with the idea of booking an escort for a long time. The girl was great at her job, and she looked pretty good. But as soon as I came I just regretted it. Plus the whole thing felt kinda awkward because she was Chinese with very little english.

It just can't compare to non paying girl, especially considering I've never really struggled to get sex. But it's something I wanted to tick off my bucket list.

Pros:
Her oral skills very very good
She was pretty nice and friendly

Cons:
Everything else...just not for me

Like other posters have said already, perhaps not the best first time choice. If the lady had very little english, coupled with your nerves etc it was always going to be difficult imo.

This scene is completely different to meeting someone in day to day life, therefore should not be compared. Everyone is different and not everyone hits it off with each escort that they visit, however when things click between two people it can be very good

At least you can say that you dipped your toe in the water and this item is no longer on the bucket list.

[Stephanie]

Yea I probably should've going for a more established girl ...


Yeah exactly I wanted to try it for a long time and now that I've tried it I don't think it's for me. Maybe I should visit a more established girl before I can for sure say it's not for me. But I'm not sure because I've never really struggled to get sex in my life, so when I finished last night I kinda had a "wtf I paid for this" thought.

But then again maybe if it is an established girl who provides a good service I would not have that weird feeling.

So why not just leave it where it's at , and traipse off into a carefree (possible collaring free) existence !?

As a young man , and you say you pull , bug off kid lol !!

Go have romance and falling in love and counting swans on the Canal as you hold hands and lean in for a kiss !

Ever so sweet ,

and to be had while you still have the whiff of innocence off you -- the rest , all this , can have later : if wish xx







*but yeah , coulda shoulda picked better , and the One Time with an Established Girl --- but then , you'd be stuck

wanting more and more , forever more ! : if you had picked more carefully , there are experiences that civvie life

will rarely - if Ever ! - match ! : But leave that as a dream , as a wistful wish of 'never will' ! X

Go , find a nice girl to fall in love with , and Teach Eachother ! , how and what and why and what feels good etc.

[sixfourblond]

For me its been the opposite
since the first time onwards as ive learnt who to visit/not visit and the
nerves and awkwardness went away ive had some great and fun times
meeting escorts
they are some of the best,most interesting and fun women ive ever met

I agree. And it can be about good old fashioned pure fun. In the first place the whole idea of paying for sex is hilarious and you really have to laugh at yourself. Secondly I have met some amazingly interesting women who just happen to have a great sense of humour. Just check out the boards here and the ladies are miles ahead on the humour count.

Reading a few threads on here I wonder if guys have forgotten just how lucky we are to have such a wide choice of gorgeous women. A few months ago the doom and gloom merchants were predicting the end of the world when the new law was passed. Instead things are probably better. So loosen up guys, and start having fun again and remember the ladies really respond to a guy with a smile on his face.

[Forceuser]

I agree. And it can be about good old fashioned pure fun. In the first place the whole idea of paying for sex is hilarious and you really have to laugh at yourself. Secondly I have met some amazingly interesting women who just happen to have a great sense of humour. Just check out the boards here and the ladies are miles ahead on the humour count.

Reading a few threads on here I wonder if guys have forgotten just how lucky we are to have such a wide choice of gorgeous women. A few months ago the doom and gloom merchants were predicting the end of the world when the new law was passed. Instead things are probably better. So loosen up guys, and start having fun again and remember the ladies really respond to a guy with a smile on his face.

to be honest,the sex for money aspect seems quite reasonable to me now
once in a while ill think,christ ive spent a bit of money on escorts!
but then the memories of some encounters come back to me and i smile
to myself and say fuck it,totally worth it

[dave028]

to be honest,the sex for money aspect seems quite reasonable to me now
once in a while ill think,christ ive spent a bit of money on escorts!
but then the memories of some encounters come back to me and i smile
to myself and say fuck it,totally worth it

Lol I've had friends say they would never pay for sex but their the same people that will pay for dates and all that stuff.

[MichelleFox]

Lol I've had friends say they would never pay for sex but their the same people that will pay for dates and all that stuff.

I have friend who is the same. " I will never ever pay for sex, I don't need that." lol right! But he spending fortune on dates, dinners, trips, walks, drinkies and on the end he don't have sex with them That time and effort, ideas what to do, where to go, try so hard and then go home with hard

[Dare4]

I have friend who is the same. " I will never ever pay for sex, I don't need that." lol right! But he spending fortune on dates, dinners, trips, walks, drinkies and on the end he don't have sex with them That time and effort, ideas what to do, where to go, try so hard and then go home with hard

But when you do manage to have sex with them it amazing haha