Three doctors discussing their countries achievements: israeli doctor - we took a kidney from one man, put it in another and he was out looking for work in 6 months. English doctor- we took a lung from one man, put it in another and he was out looking for work in 5 months. Irish doctor- we took an arsehole out of ofally, put him in the dail and the whole country was out looking for work in 3 months!
Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.