I was out with a mate of mind the other night, a guy I havnt seen in a year or so, we talked about a few things, and he told me he has a female pen pal in America, I was a little curious about this (he has not had a girlfriend for several years now) and asked he to tell me more, what he told me was
interesting in a slightly kinky way.
Apparently his female penpal is in Prison in America!
Yes a fucking jailbird!
Images of all female prisons filled my mind, skimply dressed sex starved bitchs, handcuffs, sweaty bodies and all that!!
Anyhow her name is Joleen (the Dolly Parton song came to my mind!) aged 36, and serving 12 years (!).
I just had to ask him what she was in prison for (lets face it- its a interesting question), and his reply was that he did not even know! All sorts of theories filled my imagination as to what she had done.
Joleen, he tells me, writes to him telling him all the things she will do for him in bed (what do axe murderers do in bed? -
just joking- I hope!!!).
Anyway, I was thinking about this last night- a convict, not a good penpal to have I think- and 12 fucking years!, I hope hes not saving himself to be with her, then again of course in some States you d probably get 12 years for parking on double yellow lines.