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    Wink hear this

    I viewed a quality documentary, several years ago. Horizon, or some other.
    In which, it portrayed that at one part of the menstrual cycle; here in the modern world,
    women lust for the seed of a mean looking brute (foto-fit, angled eyebrows, aggressive).
    In the other part, they can see the danger in this type of 'alfamale',
    and so, are happy to pass off the alfa's kid to some softer, resourceful male!

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    Last edited by wiseone; 11-04-09 at 08:50. Reason: spelling

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    Quote Originally Posted by wiseone View Post
    I viewed a quality documentary, several years ago. Horizon, or some other.
    In which, it portrayed that at one part of the menstrual cycle; here in the modern world,
    women lust for the seed of a mean looking brute (foto-fit, angled eyebrows, aggressive).
    In the other part, they can see the danger in this type of 'alfamale',
    and so, are happy to pass off the alfa's kid to some softer, resourceful male!

    w
    All this may or may not be the case, but that applies to the seeking of a partner, before the bond of marriage, but once entering into that bond we all the the difference between right and wrong, except me it seems.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    All this may or may not be the case, but that applies to the seeking of a partner, before the bond of marriage, but once entering into that bond we all the the difference between right and wrong, except me it seems.
    Don’t beat yourself up over it Rover. You can’t turn the clock back but you can oil the workings for the future.

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    Default Actually he can

    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Don’t beat yourself up over it Rover. You can’t turn the clock back but you can oil the workings for the future.
    next winter the clocks move again.


    if you walk backwards around the world time will go in reverse.

    Walk to work..............backwards,
    Westside.

    PS i can turn all the clocks in my gaff back.I simply reach up with a hand and turn the arm of the clock backwards.
    Last edited by Tommy Singh; 11-04-09 at 09:35. Reason: :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Don’t beat yourself up over it Rover. You can’t turn the clock back but you can oil the workings for the future.
    Just as well, I'd have to turn it back an aweful long way!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommy Singh View Post
    if you walk backwards around the world time will go in reverse.

    Walk to work..............backwards,
    Westside.
    I looked into your claim and you are right

    Hafele-Keating Experiment

    but you don’t have to walk backwards just walk normally towards the east and very very quickly and time will slow down which could have some dramatic consequences for escorting as it will spell the end to clock watching as we know it.

    Punter wants more time, just walk fast across the room at near light speed and gain a nano second

    Escort wants it to speed up just do the same in a westerly direction.

    Congratulations West you just managed to find a (sort of) practical punting use for one of the cornerstones of Einstein’s theory of relativity.

    You’re wasted in that takeaway…


    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    Just as well, I'd have to turn it back an aweful long way!

    The old dog for the long road

    Remember when you said what if there was a raid

    http://www.caption-this.com/new%20dog%20old%20trick.jpg


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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    I looked into your claim and you are right

    Hafele-Keating Experiment

    but you don’t have to walk backwards just walk normally towards the east and very very quickly and time will slow down which could have some dramatic consequences for escorting as it will spell the end to clock watching as we know it.

    Punter wants more time, just walk fast across the room at near light speed and gain a nano second

    Escort wants it to speed up just do the same in a westerly direction.

    Congratulations West you just managed to find a (sort of) practical punting use for one of the cornerstones of Einstein’s theory of relativity.

    You’re wasted in that takeaway…





    The old dog for the long road

    Remember when you said what if there was a raid

    http://www.caption-this.com/new%20dog%20old%20trick.jpg

    I have to take my cap off to you, post of the day!

    http://www.caption-this.com/new%20dog%20old%20trick.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I have to take my cap off to you, post of the day!
    If the cap fits...

    http://www.funhousetheatrical.com/images/Funny_hat.jpg

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Congratulations West you just managed to find a (sort of) practical punting use for one of the cornerstones of Einstein’s theory of relativity.

    You’re wasted in that takeaway…
    would it work with a threadmill?

    Oh yes ,you too can be younger and regain your youth again.Try my patented West to East threadmill.Keep fit and get younger all in the comfort of your own home.Throw away your bibles and forget Satin and cancel your life insurance,you are about to go on a journey of neverending youth.

    Just walking 24 hours a day 7 days per week will regain your youth.no need for money,credit cards,beat the recession,even beat your neighbours.

    Comes with a money back guarantee too.

    Putting undertakers out of action since 2009,
    Westside.

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    You mean like the one you built for that poor dog that you nearly have the legs walked off of.

    http://blog.makezine.com/dog-treadmill.jpg

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