Unsure about going with an Escort while Married

[Seriouslyhot]

Hi guys,

I'm very tempted to go with a beautiful escort here but I'm maried. Anyone with similar experience, the girls here are amazin!

Bring your wife with you, she might enjoy it too

[AlessandraFan]

Of course it is cheating.

Are you a fucking adult, seriously?

The question is which I'm gonna spell out here.

So your a cheating bastard low life? Can you live with yourself?

Did you sign up for a sexless existence or fucking very poor sex life when you made the commitments to your partner?

Spin it around anyway you like.

If you need sex & you are not getting it.

Feel justified in visiting escorts.

Calm down man. I only gave an impartial observation, I never said what I think personally one way or the other.

[Johnchef42]

Can all of ISB's clients please now confirm their whereabouts between the hours of 8am and 10pm on the day of the Friday 14th of July. Escorts of EI would like to speak with them to eliminate them from their investigation.

Tweren't me, gov! I thought she was on holidays. EIEIO is likely in the clear also. My money is on the shifty chef.

You can rule me out of your investigation

[Johnchef42]

I actually got dumped tonight by a lovely lady cos she found messages on my phone. Fecking WhatsApp

[Johnchef42]

Can all of ISB's clients please now confirm their whereabouts between the hours of 8am and 10pm on the day of the Friday 14th of July. Escorts of EI would like to speak with them to eliminate them from their investigation.

Tweren't me, gov! I thought she was on holidays. EIEIO is likely in the clear also. My money is on the shifty chef.

Try the wexico cowboy

[AlessandraFan]

You wouldn't do this would you? I have complete faith in you.

You're never at home thinking "you know what now, I'll give one of the girls at virgin a ring, my sky in up in 11 months, I'll see what virgin have on offer ...today ...just out of curiosity."

Those guys/gals at Virgin aren't all that innocent. Except for Richard, he's cool.

[Johnchef42]

Story time?

Left the phone on the table. WhatsApp message comes through. Beep Beep. She chacks. Oops that's an unusual message from a certain lady about a Dog called Pleasure. FFS

[Patt113]

Yes, 'the girls here are amazin'. Absolutely.
Yes, many of the punters are married.
It is unlikely you need any other information.
(PS Of course it's cheating but you already knew that.)

[AlessandraFan]

This is Richard. This is like the Richard of Kanturk. But not actually called Richard and not from Kanturk and his P.T. isn't Sandra.

Hello Mister Branson. I appreciate your support of the Portuguese legislative changes relating to the decriminalization of minor offenders. Your voice does make a difference, Sir.

[stillirish]

I actually got dumped tonight by a lovely lady cos she found messages on my phone. Fecking WhatsApp

Lmao, never heard of a burner no?