Tips to beat the Recession

[Dick Spunk]

My fellow punters, with the budget this week, things are getting bad, I understand that for many of you money is getting scarcer and scarcer and most of you are wondering where the money for your next visit to an escort is coming from.
With this is mind I intend to offer you tips to beat the recession, so read on and "Beat the recession- the Spunk way"!

First tip - Keep your job!
Yes this one is simple to understand, but not easy to do, you see your boss just has to sack people, he has no choice, but what you have to make sure he does not sack YOU, so this is what you do- tell him your girlfriend is available for him to shag, every single day while you are in work! He will be delighted at this offer, he's an old smelly fucker, whose wife has not given him sex since the stone age, so the though of shagging your 20 something girlfriend will make him like you straight away, and not want to sack you!

Next -tell your girlfriend that he will calling around to your place every morning at half 10, tell her to wear something nice- a mini skirt, tight top, and to have plenty of lube, condoms, handcuffs etc!
She may not be too pleased at the thought of the smelly old git shagging her up the arse in your bed every day, but just remind her that times are bad at the moment, and she, like everybody else, must do her patriotic duty as requested by our great leader Mister Cowan, at least until the economy turns around again (in about 30 or 40 years).
So there you have it - the first tip to beat the recession- and everybody is happy- you are happy every day in work- knowing your job is safe, and that theres no way your boss will sack you now, the boss is happy- shagging your girlfriend in your bed every day- (see picture below), and your girlfriend is happy- screamimg her head off knowing she is doing her patriotic duty during these lean times!



Dick Spunk- keeping the economy going!