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    Default Have I got news for you theme thread!!

    Things you would not see advertised on an escort site -

    I presume you have seen the show .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    Things you would not see advertised on an escort site -

    I presume you have seen the show .....
    Do you by any chance mean Mock the week here just checking

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    Things you would not see advertised on an escort site -

    I presume you have seen the show .....
    Sensible shoes.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    Things you would not see advertised on an escort site -

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    Pregnancy test kits.
    (hopefully not anyway).
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beautyaddict View Post
    Do you by any chance mean Mock the week here just checking
    Quote Originally Posted by General Lee Awesome View Post
    Well, he is clueless after all
    It's entirely possible that Clueless may be both playing you and playing up to his clueless persona.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beautyaddict View Post
    Do you by any chance mean Mock the week here just checking
    Oh yes - as i said 'mock of the week '

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    Things you would not see advertised on an escort site -

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    Wedding dresses.
    (despite the ideas of one or two perturbed punters).
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    An advert claiming a comfortable bed...

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    "Banish friction burns forever!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    Things you would not see advertised on an escort site -

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    Fleshlights.

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