Funny facts lol god give me the patience lol lol lol

[Opium1985]

A Guy Made A Booking For 4 Pm By Txt So Ive Send Him Location And Was Expecting Him At 4
In mean time he send me a msg if there is a car park coz he has to travel
I was busy and couldnt answer that
Then at 3.50 another txt msg i would love to see you
And i said u have a booking at 4?
And he said it wasnt confirmed
What bloody confirmation do you need?
If i said i was free
Lol
I was told i need to brush my comunication skills
But if you are a retard how can i help you...
The end

[SteveB]

A not very funny story but mildly amusing.
A guy asked an escort could he come to see her.
See told him where she was and told him where to park. It was in a side street.
So, to be discreet he decided to park on the main road away from the side street. He got out of the car and walked down the side street and discreetly called the escort to confirm and to get an exact address. She told him she wasn’t in the side street but had gave him that address to be discreet and so he wouldn’t park outside her house.
She was on the main road exactly, and I mean exactly, at the address he had parked at. Best laid plans.

[Opium1985]

A not very funny story but mildly amusing.
A guy asked an escort could he come to see her.
See told him where she was and told him where to park. It was in a side street.
So, to be discreet he decided to park on the main road away from the side street. He got out of the car and walked down the side street and discreetly called the escort to confirm and to get an exact address. She told him she wasn’t in the side street but had gave him that address to be discreet and so he wouldn’t park outside her house.
She was on the main road exactly, and I mean exactly, at the address he had parked at. Best laid plans.

If he parked away from the side street it couldnt be in The front of her house
As if it was that far away from the postcode some of the clients would never find her door
As they dont know what is left and what is right
Even with simple directions its like rocket sience for some guys...
As my mum used to say
Guys have 2 heads but to little Blood to run both at the same time

[casman]

If he parked away from the side street it couldnt be in The front of her house
As if it was that far away from the postcode some of the clients would never find her door
As they dont know what is left and what is right
Even with simple directions its like rocket sience for some guys...
As my mum used to say
Guys have 2 heads but to little Blood to run both at the same time

Ah surely we are not that bad

[SteveB]

Can’t understand why the sat-navs don’t have escort locations listed under “points of interest” ?

[mr gear]

Met a girl from here a couple of weeks back ..rang got directions on my way txt to see did she need anything ...bottle of fanta and a good fuck best reply ever

[SteveB]

It’s all character building Olivia.

[mr gear]

Mine too xx

[randaddy2017]

Mine too xx

Impeccable taste too (in fizzy drinks)

[Barney Rubble]

Im sure club orange is healthier

Ye can't beat the bits!!