quiet or loud?

[rover]

No, if I was in Dublin the Garda might come and arrest me. I advertise escorts not prostitutes but those pesky policemen don't always see it that way.

That said if the Garda looked like YouTube - Elton John - Turn the Lights Out When You Leave I'd be back in a flash and insisting they use their handcuffs

Nice video, did you see Rover in the drive near the start and then all his mates two thirds through, if I was a gard, I 'd let you use the handcuffs on me and get you to play with my baton, although they have those new umbrella type batons now, there a bugger to close.

[Patricia]

if I was a gard, I 'd let you use the handcuffs on me and get you to play with my baton, although they have those new umbrella type batons now, there a bugger to close.

Can I also slap your arse with your warrant card until it is all red and marked with the garda logo?

[rover]

Can I also slap your arse with your warrant card until it is all red and marked with the garda logo?

No, but you could handcuff me to headboard on the bed (no ice picks hidden under the mattress) and beat me black and blue with your tits, wearing nothing but a ban garda cap and do the dirtiest things, you can think of, then arrest me and throw me in a cell full of hoares, that isn't a nice word, cell full of gorgeous escorts, thats if there's anything left of me.