quiet or loud?

[Patricia]

We can’t afford to be ringing outside the state anymore Patricia..

Ah but you can't buy Irish virtual numbers (that's what this is) or at least I don't know where you buy them.

I’ll ring if you reverse the charges or maybe you could use the you know what.

Oooh I can't wait! However I don't think virtual numbers can accept reverse charge calls. But maybe I could buy you a phone card and email you the number?

Who else would like to hear QPH groan and moan???

[luther]

I’ll ring if you reverse the charges or maybe you could use the you know what.

Patricia I'll ring you for a bit of reverse something else...

And what's the you know what QPH?????

Oh you must mean the direct line on the red phone to the "Pat cave"............

[luther]

Ah but you can't buy Irish virtual numbers (that's what this is) or at least I don't know where you buy them.

Hang on......... It's a virtal number???????

Then who the hell did I leave a message for earlier????

An man........ I've done it again.......

[Quarterpoundher]

Hang the expense, gather all those East European staff (hell even the techies) around the phone and hit the speaker button. Qph is coming live and in stereo.

[Patricia]

QPH will I get you a 5 euro card?
Swiftcall - Ireland's Low Cost Phone Company

That will get you about 140 minutes to my London number. Is that long enough or are you a slow lover?

Pat x

[Patricia]

Also, anyone else who can only ring within the state, can use Cheapest Calls of Ireland!

[Patricia]

Hang the expense, gather all those East European staff (hell even the techies) around the phone and hit the speaker button. Qph is coming live and in stereo.

You think I'm getting so many calls I'll not notice you didn't really phone QPH? You won't get off the hook that easily.

[Patricia]

God, ye are all very shy today

It's not like I asked you to send me a photo of your cum face

[rover]

QPH will I get you a 5 euro card?
Swiftcall - Ireland's Low Cost Phone Company

That will get you about 140 minutes to my London number. Is that long enough or are you a slow lover?

Pat x

That's interesting, your based in London Pat, and I assumed that the office was in Dublin, silly me, I'm always two steps behind, I'd love to be two steps behind your behind.

[Patricia]

That's interesting, your based in London Pat, and I assumed that the office was in Dublin, silly me, I'm always two steps behind, I'd love to be two steps behind your behind.

No, if I was in Dublin the Garda might come and arrest me. I advertise escorts not prostitutes but those pesky policemen don't always see it that way.

That said if the Garda looked like YouTube - Elton John - Turn the Lights Out When You Leave I'd be back in a flash and insisting they use their handcuffs