quiet or loud?

[rover]

If I provide a phone number with an answering machine on it, will everyone ring up and make the noise they make when they cum down the phone?

Then, I'll take all the recordings, mix them all up and make a youtube video of it...

If some people could scream Escort-Ireland.com when they cum, that would be even better

What do you think?

Oh! EI, EI groan EI.

[Quarterpoundher]

Yes Luther Bess is livestock nowadays and only fit for the knackers yard as Highway quite literally does not spare the horses on his day job robbing stage coaches.

[luther]

Go on, leave me a filthy message 0044 0207 1382895


Please note I am going to make a YouTube video of all my dirty messages so your message will not be private, i.e. scream, pant, call out my name, but disguise your voice a little!

Feel free to wank whilst calling

Pat xxx

Patricia I tried to call you today to leave a nice message but when I tried to disguise my voice I ran into a little trouble...

I've recorded it for training and quality purposes........

The first minute or so is the original message I was going to leave. After the first minute is what actually happened.........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpWNz6-CugY

[rover]

I don't know, but you should try living in England

No offence to the lovely English people intended, but "sense of humour totally lacking" disease is widespread here.

The other week I ran into my neighbour, and she had a bandage on her wrist. I asked her "What happened to your arm?". She told me she sprained her wrist when she tripped over whilst 'disco dancing' at her cousins wedding the previous weekend.

I said "Ouch!" with a friendly smile, but she looked at me like I was some kind of psychopath for doing this. Then she spend a full 10 minutes telling me how terrible it was that she was not going to be able to do all her pilates and yogo moves for another 2 weeks according to the 3 doctors she had been to see...

Who the fuck sprains a wrist disco dancing and doesn't see the funny side to it?

I'm a Brit,(did you not notice the Rover bit) and my sense of humour is totally lacking, but I do try, one day I might get a sense of humour like Luther or Qph, I really get a good laugh out of them. I sprained my wrist too, but it was from wanking.

[thehighwayman]

I had a good winner today on a horse called Star Rover

[rover]

I had a good winner today on a horse called Star Rover

I dunno, but out of desperation I put a fiver on Chelsea and Liverpool to draw 3 - 3 at 125 to 1 to try and get a few bob for few visits. What'll happen is the score will be 4 - 3, the red scum will fluke a goal at 90 plus 4.

[thehighwayman]

It's 3-1 to Chelsea so far. You would want the red scum to fluke a couple goals now but doesn't look likely.

[Patricia]

The phone is not ringing here... Is nobody horny tonight?

[Quarterpoundher]

We can’t afford to be ringing outside the state anymore Patricia. I think you should put a clip of the budget as we are all well and truly collectively screwed.

I’ll ring if you reverse the charges or maybe you could use the you know what.

[luther]

I dunno, but out of desperation I put a fiver on Chelsea and Liverpool to draw 3 - 3 at 125 to 1 to try and get a few bob for few visits. What'll happen is the score will be 4 - 3, the red scum will fluke a goal at 90 plus 4.

Sorry rover, I think it must have been the defence that let them down.....