...edited massage parlour name

[reluctant]

Went there today. A real waste of money. The 3/10 masseuse gave a moderately OK massage - took a few calls during, of course - gave me a few pokes in the balls while face down, which actually hurt, and come 'the turn' - a full 10 minutes in - demanded 20 euros for a HE. I declined, as proceedings so far had been about as erotic as a floater in the toilet bowl - and she became outright hostile. I couldn't get out fast enough.

In summary, don't waste your money here. Get a real massage somewhere for 30 euros, or get a real erotic massage somewhere for 50, but don't blow any money on this travesty of a venue. You will thank me.

[reluctant]

This is strange - don't the rules say it's ok to mention the street name? The street is a 'nice' street just off Camden St.

If there's no way of identifying where I'm talking about, this thread is useless and should be deleted.

[bigmango]

Always wondered about that place.

Thanks for your review & warning.

It was pleasant - no I mean a pleasure to read your review.

[reluctant]

I see that this particular provider is still advertising marvellous services. As I said, save your money for someone who deserves it!

[Philthy]

Have to agree, place and service are crap. Complete rip off