Man From Katy, TX Who Ordered Prostitute Discovers That She Is His Own Wife

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Man From Katy, TX Who Ordered Prostitute Discovers That She Is His Own Wife

https://www.longroom.com/discussion/...s-his-own-wife

A 52-year old man in the Texas city of Katy has made headlines after his attempt to hire a prostitute through an online service ended in a terrible mix-up that will likely cost him his marriage.

In a story resembling elements of the classic 1979 ‘Piña Colada Song’, the man – who we cannot identify for privacy reasons – had been using the booking website for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas.

Occasion - Weekend - Man - Wife - Fishing

On the most recent occasion, which occurred last weekend, the man told his wife he was going on a fishing trip with friends, when in reality he was travelling to a motel on the outskirts of town.

Upon checking into the motel on Saturday afternoon the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new 28-year old woman who caught his attention.

Photos - Site - Photo - Woman - Neck

As with many of the photos on the site, the photo only showed the woman from her neck down, but the man is said to have liked what he saw and he sent her a message to see if she was free later that night, and what her price would be for 2 hours.

She replied back within minutes to confirm she was available, and could meet up.

[Magicman]

Awkward

[circumcised guy]

Awkward

I would say awkward would be an understatement for both parties

[Bratsimpson1]

Kinda hard to believe.
- He didn't recognise his own wife from the neck down.........
- She agreed to two hours for $150......
- She replied to a PM within a few minutes (c'mon, who's gonna believe that? )

Some people live on the Internet, doncha know(maybe not escorts in Ireland though)

$150 for 2 hours sounds like a rate to excite FargoBoyle.
More a part time amateur than a true professional.

[Bratsimpson1]

Man From Katy, TX Who Ordered Prostitute Discovers That She Is His Own Wife

https://www.longroom.com/discussion/...s-his-own-wife

A 52-year old man in the Texas city of Katy has made headlines after his attempt to hire a prostitute through an online service ended in a terrible mix-up that will likely cost him his marriage.

In a story resembling elements of the classic 1979 ‘Piña Colada Song’, the man – who we cannot identify for privacy reasons – had been using the booking website for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas.

Occasion - Weekend - Man - Wife - Fishing

On the most recent occasion, which occurred last weekend, the man told his wife he was going on a fishing trip with friends, when in reality he was travelling to a motel on the outskirts of town.

Upon checking into the motel on Saturday afternoon the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new 28-year old woman who caught his attention.

Photos - Site - Photo - Woman - Neck

As with many of the photos on the site, the photo only showed the woman from her neck down, but the man is said to have liked what he saw and he sent her a message to see if she was free later that night, and what her price would be for 2 hours.

She replied back within minutes to confirm she was available, and could meet up.

He was obviously spending all their money on pros in motels.
She had to meet the housekeeping budget, one way or another

[Bratsimpson1]

I'd say if his wife looked like Jamie Lee in True Lies then you'd wonder why he needed to use escorts at all.

Like the plumber not fixing his wife's pipes on his day off, when she was downtime, at home with him, she probably wanted to curl up on the couch in her PJs, eating ice cream and watching Grey's anatomy.

[Bratsimpson1]

So did he finally get laid from the wife ?????

Not even a BJ,
she laid him out with a right hook.

[annabel taylor]

See what happens when u haggle just saying

[dob]

Man From Katy, TX Who Ordered Prostitute Discovers That She Is His Own Wife

https://www.longroom.com/discussion/...s-his-own-wife

A 52-year old man in the Texas city of Katy has made headlines after his attempt to hire a prostitute through an online service ended in a terrible mix-up that will likely cost him his marriage.

In a story resembling elements of the classic 1979 ‘Piña Colada Song’, the man – who we cannot identify for privacy reasons – had been using the booking website for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas.

Occasion - Weekend - Man - Wife - Fishing

On the most recent occasion, which occurred last weekend, the man told his wife he was going on a fishing trip with friends, when in reality he was travelling to a motel on the outskirts of town.

Upon checking into the motel on Saturday afternoon the man used his phone to access his regular website used to book prostitutes. According to a statement he made to authorities, he saw the profile of a new 28-year old woman who caught his attention.

Photos - Site - Photo - Woman - Neck

As with many of the photos on the site, the photo only showed the woman from her neck down, but the man is said to have liked what he saw and he sent her a message to see if she was free later that night, and what her price would be for 2 hours.

She replied back within minutes to confirm she was available, and could meet up.

[Rocker123]

This song is very relevant here!

Listen to the lyrics.