Misadventures in Sex - got any tales to share?

[Barney Rubble]

Ah noo! ...different crowd, some of the old ones there too. And... it feels different when you've made loooove to one of them

Mmmmm, interesting. I made love to myself this morning





Nah only joking so don't say go and Fuck yourself

[AlessandraFan]

Are the pink fluffy 1's ok ?

Yes. Pink fluffy ones don't leave any bruising but they're not half as exciting.

[Barney Rubble]

Yes. Pink fluffy ones don't leave any bruising but they're not half as exciting.

What about the black fluffy 1's?

[AlessandraFan]

What about the black fluffy 1's?

Better but its not really about the colour. Those fluffy things are just not sexy or convincing. Maybe a rope. Black velvet perhaps.

[Barney Rubble]

Better but its not really about the colour. Those fluffy things are just not sexy or convincing. Maybe a rope. Black velvet perhaps.

I've been tied up with her stockings in the past but only time I was in handcuffs was with a stripper (& the PSNI ).

[AlessandraFan]

You're so right. Cold hard metal all the way. Or the wooden ones ...have you tried them?

Wooden handcuffs? Are you sure you didn't dream that? Perhaps you're getting handcuffs and Dutch shoes mixed up?

[Barney Rubble]

You're so right. Cold hard metal all the way. Or the wooden ones ...have you tried them?

Wooden 1's? Is that like been in the stocks getting rotten food thrown at you?