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    Quote Originally Posted by anonymouse View Post
    People of Ireland!

    How far does Fianna Fail's cock have to be up your ass before you realise you're being FUCKED??
    They are going to put a 25% Tax on Cock Sucking, a 35% Tax on Rimming.

    Sorry about that Rimmerguy.

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    Default What's on the way??? Two words....

    Nothing good!!!
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    Default It wont be good

    income tax rises,PRSI rise,indirect taxation rise,

    The old realiables will probably go up ,fags ,drink,petrol,welfare payments will prob be pulled back to last years levels again.

    Thats isnt an awful lot of areas that they can go without tax increases and this is only Tuesdays budget.We have another towards the end of the year will wont be any better.

    We need to focus more on job creation as thats where tax comes from.Make the country affordable again.One of the best thing s we can do right now is bring down corporations tax.We have to be competitive again and attract investment back into the country.We also need to focuse on our home grown industries too.

    I think that we are focusing on treating the symptoms rather than the cause and the cause is job loses so we need to get those back again.


    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    They are going to put a 25% Tax on Cock Sucking, a 35% Tax on Rimming.

    Sorry about that Rimmerguy.
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO , say it aint so rover !
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    Quote Originally Posted by rimmerguy View Post
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO , say it aint so rover !
    Afraid so, you won't be getting a sore tongue this year.

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    Vote me into goverment....

    -I'll legalise escorting
    -a delete everybodies mortgage, so all will be mortgage free!!!
    -I'll also take any tax off booze and fags,
    -legalize smoking in the pubs again
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    Dublin tbc , Belfast tbc, Cork tbc

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    Default It's OK don't panic

    Just reading the CSO says prices are falling the greatest drop since 1933.

    Where are these falling prices ???

    I haven't encountered any.

    If this is the case another stealth tax announced yesterday.

    the fee for the driving test has gone from €39 to €75 thats practically a 100% increase !!!!!

    How is that for falling prices.

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    Default my hopes for the budget

    legalize escort industry & put a cap on escorts charges 50 a half hr 100 an hr
    if an escort refuses to take a right spanking she loses her license
    if your unhappy with an escorts service u get a credit note to visit another

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    Default Experienced punter has a point

    If you were to tax the sex industry in Ireland you would make a fortune.

    Everyone seems to be at it like rabbits !!

    You would make a whore-endus amount of money !!!

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    Default Beware the Toxic Bank

    The Toxic bank is a great idea ......... FOR THE BANKERS

    This idea was first mooted in America by the fuckers who have caused the problem in the first place.

    What happens the state buys all the banks bad debts.
    The banks are then scott free.
    The developers etc go bankrupt.
    The TAXPAYER is left with the shit.

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