I had to disqualify you Ex P because if your ass was anything like your avatar the race would have slowed to a crawl. Who would want to overtake you? Plus your jockey refused to conform to the proper dress code.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cOIqw0pRBj...key-787677.gif
In fairness you had a serious handicap
http://www.flamingfun.com/gallery/st...aty_jockey.jpg
But your place in the winners enclosure is guaranteed Elle after all…
Eintree (and Eire)
Loves
Little
Elle
(Plus I’d sure enjoy hosing you down afterwards )