Ho far would you travel to visit an escort

[AlessandraFan]

In my head I imagine you to be 28.
And 28 is the new 18.

You shouldn't be imagining me at all, I'm far too young for you.

[alcatel]

You shouldn't be imagining me at all, I'm far too young for you.

Tarantulas are age blind.
We'll bite anyone.

[1hand2balls]

Ive regularly travelled from belfast to dundalk and also dublin but only do that for ladies i know our top class!

[funlover12]

make him wear horn-rimmed glasses, it'll be a sellable gimmick. You could get him to walk the second 500 miles. And when he gets there he's too tired to do his manly duties so you take the fair maiden.

In the ass. Scots style.

wait is this a fair maiden, or a fair maiden with a surprise thats 15" long and 7" O