But what if he goes apeshit (goes or does?)
These adult male chimps are dodgy buggers.
You might end up as the new Bubbles and Michael Jackson.
You might have to intern him in Fota.
Hopefully the monkey house doesn't have internet access, one less monkey here might well be no bad thing.
I must say , I'd like the luxury of telling a few people to go f*** themselves !
I'd mainly like to use the money to help others, to make a massive difference to other less fortunate people. That would give me great enjoyment.