What if money was no object?

[Bratsimpson1]

You can be my monkey butler, zilch.

Be careful what you're eating then.
And definitely stay away from that famous Cork, chocolate sauce.

[Bratsimpson1]

The humans were making ass smoothies 2 weeks ago. Monkey butler zilch couldn't possibly be worse.

But what if he goes apeshit (goes or does?)
These adult male chimps are dodgy buggers.
You might end up as the new Bubbles and Michael Jackson.
You might have to intern him in Fota.
Hopefully the monkey house doesn't have internet access, one less monkey here might well be no bad thing.

[Bratsimpson1]

The humans were making ass smoothies 2 weeks ago. Monkey butler zilch couldn't possibly be worse.

Well if you like a lot of meaningless screeching and grunting, you'll be in luck.
Each to their own of course.

[Bratsimpson1]

Sounds like you want in.

Tell me. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?....

Here, talking bullshit.
I'm living the dream.

[bootboy]

I must say , I'd like the luxury of telling a few people to go f*** themselves !

I'd mainly like to use the money to help others, to make a massive difference to other less fortunate people. That would give me great enjoyment.