Funny/awkward/embarrasing

[Forceuser]

If any escort or client has any good punting related stories,post here
for a laugh
Goes without saying but NO NAMES

[Forceuser]

fell down outside steps after leaving once and twisted an ankle
i remembered that visit for a long time for wrong reasons

Some visits can leave youre legs a little shaky.The good ones anyway

[SeriousOne]

Was out for food shortly before meeting a lady.

Turns out drinking the water supplied was a bad idea, 15mins away from the appointment my stomach turned over; Result was needing to completely destroy her toilet about 1 minute after arrival - Yes I did clean up after myself.

For the first 20 mins, shit was awkward (10-12 of which I spent in the toilet). excuse the pun.

[redforever]

If any escort or client has any good punting related stories,post here
for a laugh
Goes without saying but NO NAMES

Met a punter leaving an appointment in his running gear and his big Mickey on a lead

[redforever]

Oi.........op said no names.
Next time he might set his Mickey on ya.

Send my apologies to Mickey . . . Don't want him chasing me down the quay

[Forceuser]

Was out for food shortly before meeting a lady.

Turns out drinking the water supplied was a bad idea, 15mins away from the appointment my stomach turned over; Result was needing to completely destroy her toilet about 1 minute after arrival - Yes I did clean up after myself.

For the first 20 mins, shit was awkward (10-12 of which I spent in the toilet). excuse the pun.

Love to know what she tought you were doing in there

[randaddy2017]

I came on my own face :-(

[Forceuser]

I came on my own face :-(

Ive been laughing to myself for the last five min about this,awesome post

[randaddy2017]

Haha, Im glad I made ye smile.

The irony of course is I was hoping to cum on her face, well, in her mouth specifically, but things proved a little more explosive. Cum on the face is a hard look to pull off.

Ive been laughing to myself for the last five min about this,awesome post

[bootboy]

Spent considerable time and effort arranging a slightly longer than normal booking in advance with a particular escort. On the appointed day, met her in the bar for a drink and hello before the main event. Liked her but just didn't fancy her at all. I kept talking away in the bar but just couldn't stomach going any further. Ultimately, used up most of the time and paid the full whack and made my excuses . The parting was awkward and a bit embarrassing .