Funny/awkward/embarrasing

[Forceuser]

Spent considerable time and effort arranging a slightly longer than normal booking in advance with a particular escort. On the appointed day, met her in the bar for a drink and hello before the main event. Liked her but just didn't fancy her at all. I kept talking away in the bar but just couldn't stomach going any further. Ultimately, used up most of the time and paid the full whack and made my excuses . The parting was awkward and a bit embarrassing .

Hope she at least paid for your drink

[Bratsimpson1]

Met someone a week ago.
I have routines I tend to follow.
One of these is in the last minutes, approaching the building where the escort is, I pop a mint or two into the mouth.
Into building, meet escort,
Lovely to meet you
Or perhaps
Lovely to meet you again.
Jump in shower, come out and while drying myself use mouthwash.
This time I was a bit late using the mint and so came out of the shower with a perfectly good mint in my mouth.
Decided not to waste it but to keep things moving along, took a slug of mouthwash, sloshed it and the mint round my mouth for a bit,
but then got confused and instead of spitting, swallowed a mouthful of Listerine.
Suffered no ill effects anyway.

[Forceuser]

Met someone a week ago.
I have routines I tend to follow.
One of these is in the last minutes, approaching the building where the escort is, I pop a mint or two into the mouth.
Into building, meet escort,
Lovely to meet you
Or perhaps
Lovely to meet you again.
Jump in shower, come out and while drying myself use mouthwash.
This time I was a bit late using the mint and so came out of the shower with a perfectly good mint in my mouth.
Decided not to waste it but to keep things moving along, took a slug of mouthwash, sloshed it and the mint round my mouth for a bit,
but then got confused and instead of spitting, swallowed a mouthful of Listerine.
Suffered no ill effects anyway.

I was gargling with listerine and swallowed a little bit,nearly threw up

[bootboy]

Hope she at least paid for your drink

I wouldn't hear of it, me being the perfect gent !

Had an outcall once, again just didn't fancy her. Paid the full fee and chatted instead. Funny enough, she was embarrassed too and wanted to get into her punting gear, to try and entice me . In retrospect, I was silly and wrong and should have gone with the flow.

[Forceuser]

I wouldn't hear of it, me being the perfect gent !

Had an outcall once, again just didn't fancy her. Paid the full fee and chatted instead. Funny enough, she was embarrassed too and wanted to get into her punting gear, to try and entice me . In retrospect, I was silly and wrong and should have gone with the flow.

I hope you realise that every escort who reads youre last few posts are going to be trying to get in touch with you
Hell,ill meet up with you for a chat

[bootboy]

I hope you realise that every escort who reads youre last few posts are going to be trying to get in touch with you
Hell,ill meet up with you for a chat

No takers so far anyway !


I've learnt my lesson, it wont happen again .

[whoseyourdaddy]

An escort removed my jocks and threw them over her shoulder, about 5 minutes later we realised they had landed on one of the candles she had laid out and were completely ablaze. So she put them in the bin and I went home commando

That's what the best escorts do....set your pants on fire

[circumcised guy]

I could tell but then I'd have to kill you

[Forceuser]

Got an elbow in the face from an escort once, left a tidy little shiner.

Was that extra or included in price?

[Johnchef42]

I arranged an appointment with a lady one time. She gave me directions and an address. I pulled up outside the property and rang the bell. No anewer so kept ringing. Next thing I know a big burly bearded guy in boxers answers the door. Shite, what do I do lol. Asked if the escort was there to be told I was at the wrong door. How embarrassing was that