Guide to trolls - you know who you are.

[Barney Rubble]

Who let you back?

Welcome back dude.

Eh? Where the feck have you been ? Didn't you hear that its Easter, the dead arise !!

[Clueless]

Have a little dance in the client request section.

It's win-win!

Will you take me on a date then Clueless?

When are you coming to Dublin ?

[IrishSarahBarra]

When are you coming to Dublin ?

Sorry Clueless I couldn't contain myself (stalker troll )

When do you want me? Three weekends from now, Friday at 8.

Sounds magnificient. What will we do? No, no surprise me.

[IrishSarahBarra]

Ah this is serious. I've never been on a date.

[IrishSarahBarra]

If you do what I'm thinking on the first date then you definitely a keeper

I don't make it that far. I have sex first. If that works we can continue. Is that odd. Course it is

[alcatel]

With respect Lovely Lu, as I know you kinda have to keep the boards/users in check as a mod, but I think alot of people don't actually know/understand what a troll or trolling is. They are terms bandied about too often.

What you describe are merely just shit stirrers. But when you combine that with overly sensitive, prissy little posters/escorts, you elevate them to Trolls, incorrectly in my view.

There are trolls on this site, both client and escorts. But the good trolls are ones that are hidden in plain sight, not the obvious ones you refer to. Some proper trolls are actually considered "valued" members of this site by some posters who don't have a clue what trolls really are

If you can spot them a mile off, they are not a troll, they are just piss poor shit stirrers.

You get posters here referring to newly joined members as trolls, just because they are not thick as two planks and can figure out how a simple forum works and can post, insert pics etc.

Newsflash, it ain't that friggin complicated and most forums work the same. But they are labelled trolls or must have been here before. Another newsflash, people can read and keep up to date on the forum goings on without being an actual member, so when they do finally join, being up to speed on things don't mean they are a troll

I do wonder sometimes how people from here survive in the real world given how utterly offended they get on the internet.

For actual proper trolling, people should have a look at places like 4chan.

The sensitive souls here wouldn't last a second.

TLDR version:
Know Lu has a job to do, prissy little princesses here should get over themselves & stop being offended by everything

Had a look at this 4chan rubbish. Maybe started off Japanese or something.
1st couple of topics I see are anime and pokemon.
Yipee, a site for 35y.o.puerile males.
Skim down, click on adult section.
Ad jumps up
U 2 can have a 2 foot long donkey dick if you only buy this pill and rub that cream on it.
Lovely.
A site for spotty, pimply twats, with scraggly, wispy beards on their chins, to discuss the latest superhero movie.

[alcatel]

I don't make it that far. I have sex first. If that works we can continue. Is that odd. Course it is

Don't do it with monkeys.
Against the law;-)

[alcatel]

Keep posting and you will see......

Couldn't be arsed and I find twitter as annoying as fuck as well.

[alcatel]

Well you do seem to know more about Disney films/songs aimed at pre-teen girls so maybe 4chan isnt for you?

Stick with what you know

Yeah, I leave you to pimply anime superhero bs, maybe you go there and stay where you belong. Bring them some chocolate smoothies.

[alcatel]

All I know is that you are awesome. 4chan,cool, awesome.