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    ok ok, I know I big myself up
    But truth is I joined this site to have sex again after 2 years of no sex (its complicated)

    And to be honest I am a little nervous. I thought on here i might get to know of someone who would hold my hand, so to speak and help get over the initial nervousness

    Any advice?

    thanks, and yes i am little embarrassed, some of you have sex every day and it really should be no big deal, but somehow it is and I dont see why I shouldn't go back to enjoying something that is natural .....before i die of old age lol

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    I joined this site to have sex after forty something years.
    The time before that was round the time of conception.
    Yes, that American movie was autobiographical.
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    Shalom/salaam.
    10,000 years of Middle Eastern civilisation and the place is not at peace but rather in pieces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BarronVonMonsterRod View Post
    ok ok, I know I big myself up
    But truth is I joined this site to have sex again after 2 years of no sex (its complicated)

    And to be honest I am a little nervous. I thought on here i might get to know of someone who would hold my hand, so to speak and help get over the initial nervousness

    Any advice?

    thanks, and yes i am little embarrassed, some of you have sex every day and it really should be no big deal, but somehow it is and I dont see why I shouldn't go back to enjoying something that is natural .....before i die of old age lol


    Something tells me you'r lying, anyway, my advice will be to choose a woman on you'r taste and just go for it.

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    Hope you don't live in Texas

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    Would you be less nervous if I put a coat on your head and a finger in your bum?
    Last edited by IrishSarahBarra; 07-04-17 at 17:56. Reason: I do want you though. Sucker for a story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra View Post
    Would you be less nervous if I put a coat on your head and a finger in your bum?
    Come here you Sarah, I have a question for you on the twerking thread - oh and hello, how are ye ?

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    lol, im really NOT lying...its quite possible for married guys not to have sex or any kind of physical contact other than a peck on the cheek.
    Tried working through stuff, but when womens bits are "fixed" it kills all thoughts about that sort of thing.

    Surely some escorts have benefited from punters seeing them because they got fed up with it??
    sexless marriages are quite common so you read on t internet

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    Oh for fuck sake its just like riding a bike, except this time you pay to ride a bike

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    It is way more common than people think. Just make sure you don't book a short appointment and it really is looking for someone you would feel comfortable with. This could be someone more experienced or good GFE it really is a personal choice there are lots of lovely girls out there who would make you feel quite at ease.

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    Yes, yes, all the time. Everyone is married, no one has sex. I wouldn't have sex with you either. My needs are slightly greater than yours because society agrees with me and not with you. You just get over it and be a man but not too much of a man.

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