First time having sex in 2 years

[alcatel]

I'd like to be that coffee with you two

He'd probably prefer to be the meat in the sandwich.

[alcatel]

This guy is obviously a spinner.
(A kind, self-professed, American taught me that term here, yesterday)
Thank U, DrewQ.

[alcatel]

Mm I might just go fight with myself instead. Thanks Spidie

You have lived too late.
Once you could have had your pick of fighting partners here, back when they used to keep proper office hours , and go home in the early evening.
Then, when the sun went down, the creatures of the night would come out to play,
from under their bridges,
they'd sally forth,
into battle,
on their high horses,
brandishing their keyboards above their heads,
like a sabre glinting in the sun!


Now a thin veneer of civilisation has been imposed (and Rachel has left).
And now we mostly do nighttime slippers and cocoa.
(unsurprisingly says gillyland :-)

[LuckyLu]

It's even worse when you're single. And now they've gone and clamped the bloody wheel as well.

I think you have more chances of getting laid if you're single, than being stuck in a toxic relationship. (especially if it's long term)
especially where there is no spark, no sex, but the other half is jealous and controlling...

[Barney Rubble]

I think you have more chances of getting laid if you're single, than being stuck in a toxic relationship. (especially if it's long term)
especially where there is no spark, no sex, but the other half is jealous and controlling...

So are you single then Lu ?

[BarronVonMonsterRod]

I think you have more chances of getting laid if you're single, than being stuck in a toxic relationship. (especially if it's long term)
especially where there is no spark, no sex, but the other half is jealous and controlling...

but thats enough about you and Floki!!!

[Prickly]

I think you have more chances of getting laid if you're single, than being stuck in a toxic relationship. (especially if it's long term)
especially where there is no spark, no sex, but the other half is jealous and controlling...

Jesus, I hope you're not speaking from experience. And yes, I assume you're right.

[willie wacker]

but thats enough about you and Floki!!!

And banned for it I see
Bye bye birdie for now
Hello ?????! We'll see

[Barney Rubble]

And banned for it I see
Bye bye birdie for now
Hello ?????! We'll see

He's like the terminator, "he'll be back"

[Curvaceous Kate]

ok ok, I know I big myself up
But truth is I joined this site to have sex again after 2 years of no sex (its complicated)

And to be honest I am a little nervous. I thought on here i might get to know of someone who would hold my hand, so to speak and help get over the initial nervousness

Any advice?

thanks, and yes i am little embarrassed, some of you have sex every day and it really should be no big deal, but somehow it is and I dont see why I shouldn't go back to enjoying something that is natural .....before i die of old age lol

I was celibate for 3 years at one stage while a single Mum and it took me quite a while to put my needs in front of my nerves. Now it's hard to believe. You can't lose something that is instinctive. You just have to learn to trust your instincts.