First time having sex in 2 years

**BarronVonMonsterRod** · 07-04-17, 18:10

Originally Posted by Downward

It is way more common than people think. Just make sure you don't book a short appointment and it really is looking for someone you would feel comfortable with. This could be someone more experienced or good GFE it really is a personal choice there are lots of lovely girls out there who would make you feel quite at ease.

i dont even know what im worried about it, its just the thought of actually touching a real person and a gorgeous one to boot, rather than ahem, watching porn....
been so long, cant stand it much longer

**BarronVonMonsterRod** · 07-04-17, 18:13

Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra

Yes, yes, all the time. Everyone is married, no one has sex. I wouldn't have sex with you either. My needs are slightly greater than yours because society agrees with me and not with you. You just get over it and be a man but not too much of a man.

not following you hun? be a man but not too much of one?????????? your an escort and wouldnt have sex with me for money?????

**Barney Rubble** · 07-04-17, 18:14

Originally Posted by BarronVonMonsterRod

i dont even know what im worried about it, its just the thought of actually touching a real person and a gorgeous one to boot, rather than ahem, watching porn....
been so long, cant stand it much longer

So a coat over your head and a finger up your ass might work

**BarronVonMonsterRod** · 07-04-17, 18:17

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

So a coat over your head and a finger up your ass might work

the old finger up the bum trick eh? what sort of coat? sheepskin? parka? im quite kinky so sheepskin would be good or is that extra?

**Barney Rubble** · 07-04-17, 18:22

Originally Posted by BarronVonMonsterRod

the old finger up the bum trick eh? what sort of coat? sheepskin? parka? im quite kinky so sheepskin would be good or is that extra?

A real sheepskin, that way you can go BAAAAHH when she sticks her finger up your bunghole !!

**IrishSarahBarra** · 07-04-17, 18:28

Originally Posted by BarronVonMonsterRod

not following you hun? be a man but not too much of one?????????? your an escort and wouldnt have sex with me for money?????

I wouldn't have sex with you either ...if I were married to you. Probably. That's life. Unless you're very lucky.

Yes do, give me money, I make more sense in person.

I wouldn't if you were creepy. Are you creepy?

**alcatel** · 07-04-17, 18:28

**IrishSarahBarra** · 07-04-17, 18:30

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

A real sheepskin, that way you can go BAAAAHH when she sticks her finger up your bunghole !!

I see a niche. It'll be like the milking.

**alcatel** · 07-04-17, 18:34

In some of her lives, Tara was just a wild girl having fun. ;-)

**BarronVonMonsterRod** · 07-04-17, 18:48

Originally Posted by IrishSarahBarra

I wouldn't have sex with you either ...if I were married to you. Probably. That's life. Unless you're very lucky.

Yes do, give me money, I make more sense in person.

I wouldn't if you were creepy. Are you creepy?

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