Its not even funny anymore......:D

[IrishSarahBarra]

Not one single person has been able to rub their feet on my face without hitting my sensitive nose.

Barron... how about you lie on your backs, bum to bum?

[Barney Rubble]

Not one single person has been able to rub their feet on my face without hitting my sensitive nose.

Barron... how about you lie on your backs, bum to bum?

Don't bite their wee toe, they might go wee wee all the way home

[LuckyLu]

I think the advertisers should share here the stupidest request they get,so that users understand what is the extend of bullsh*t they are subjected to.
Maybe not name and shame in public, but if you approached them with a moronic request and it appears here - you know who you are.

I can share something with you, don't want to give you pervs any ideas, but we had a guy who called our office wanking, he did not say anything but we could hear exactly what he was doing.
and he would call every 20 times + over the course of 3 days...
not sexy at all. not even near.

[SteveB]

A girl who worked for The Samaritans once asked me what I thought was the most common question she was asked.
Can anyone guess?

[JustinBeaver]

"Hi there, for £40 I'm just looking for 20 minutes to wank myself off while you rub your feet over my face and stroke under my balls. Is this something you could do for me?

Im a fit attractive guy age 35.

Thanks,
XYZ"
Go to the shop and ask for discount for your shopping as you are gorgeous
Will see how far this will take you...m

Be alot worse if was one of the old boys of 70 years on here asking you so count your blessings

[SteveB]

A girl who worked for The Samaritans once asked me what I thought was the most common question she was asked.
Can anyone guess?

The most common question that female members of the Samaritans are asked has nothing to do with their job.
The question is, “What colour are your knickers?”

Gives you some idea of the mentality of some people. Anyone on the other end of a phone seems to be considered fair game for such people.

There are 7.5 billion people on Planet Earth so it is hardly surprising there are a few (ahem) eccentric people about.
However, I do believe Ireland has been allocated more than its share.

[LuckyLu]

A girl who worked for The Samaritans once asked me what I thought was the most common question she was asked.
Can anyone guess?

I have a feeling you are being serious here Steve...

[LuckyLu]

was scared to guess in case it would be something like "why carry on?" / "whats the point in living?" but human nature does not disappoint again.
no longer surprised why there are so many piss takers, ehm, ... serious users... on this forum, if even Samaritans helpline is not safe.

[meatloaf2]

"Hi there, for £40 I'm just looking for 20 minutes to wank myself off while you rub your feet over my face and stroke under my balls. Is this something you could do for me?

Im a fit attractive guy age 35.

Thanks,
XYZ"
Go to the shop and ask for discount for your shopping as you are gorgeous
Will see how far this will take you...m

Probably out to the storeroom for a BJ

[bollocks]

Share with me your high pls

When next will you be in Dublin?