I found a Dominatrix going through my wallet

[Sailor]

For the attention of Natasha

1. Yes I want everyone to believe me. This happened. She tried to rob me.
2. That night I had a shower before I went to see her, used deodorant, brushed my teeth and put on aftershave, as I do before visiting any escort.
3. Even though I didn't need a shower. She needed me to have one as this created her opportunity to try to rob me.
4. I didn't take advantage of her, she took advantage of me.
5. Her English is perfect.
6. What qualifies you to give an opinion about this? As far as I'm aware, there were only two people in the room. I'm discussing it here, she won't respond. Were you in the wardrobe or under the bed?