What is Gfe for you?
Would like to see if we all are in the same page or different views.
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What is Gfe for you?
Would like to see if we all are in the same page or different views.
Naughty videos on EF.
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No sex. Drinks all my beer. Out all night with her mates. Dents her car and my car. Dresses like a bag lady around me but transforms into a goddess when going out without me. Fuck off rows. Emptys my wallet. Maxes out the cc. Owns 100's of shoes. Hates all my mates... Says she loves me and throws me the odd blowjob around payday
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Asking from the door... where have u been all day ?? You didnt see how late it is?? Have u been with another women ???? Give me your card i need shopping to forget this!!!
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Isnt that a marketing trick that can be used to waste half of the booked time
(Hopes the Op and the first replyee enjoy their showers)
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As that US judge said many years ago when defining pornography, and as is surely the case with GFE: "I know it when I see it".Originally Posted by Rachel Divine
What is Gfe for you?
Would like to see if we all are in the same page or different views.
And you know when you don't get it...........
Last edited by SteveB; 30-03-17 at 16:02. Reason: but if you can't define it, how do you complain?
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I refer to an earlier thread on the same matter!
The Girlfriend Experience, Let me tell you all about it. . The GFE is just about all you could possibly wish for and more, its the complete opposite of the wife experience. Almost everything that you could wish for in an experience comes through, and its carried out in a passionate manner. I must admit when I started this game I started to look at the glossary of terms and saw GFE, I thought to myself,....What the fuck is that all about, well I know now. You know that the lady is really good at the GFE when you walk out of there thinking..."Christ almighty, that was something else, I think she really likes me, I mean, the things she said, and the things she did, I think she really likes me, definitely, she does, more than the rest.... definitely"....and you head on off home and everything is great with the world. 2 days later and your checking out the reviews, and low and behold, there is our lady, lets call her Sexy Tush, and shes got a review from...lets call him Knob Jockey 69. So you start to read it, the first thing you realise is the time and date of the appointment, 7pm on Saturday and you realise that you left the gaff at 6.45 that evening, next thing you start reading it, and hes giving it all " she was amazing..she did this.....she said that..... she told me mine was the nicest she had ever seen....I have seen her so many times now and I cant wait to go back again" and you think to yourself....fuck you jack. But it gets worse....Theres a reply "oh baby, it was so good to see you again, my special guy, we had so much fun together, cant wait to see you again"....well that is fuckin' it.....screw the pair of ye.
They should come with a Government warning.
WARNING: A SERIOUSLY GOOD GFE CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR WEALTH, ESPECIALLY IF YOUR FEELING VULNERABLE, NEEDY, OR JUST PLAIN FUCKING STUPID!
DISCLAIMER: All characters in this post are completely fictitious and any resemblance with any real characters...."EXTRA LARGE FUCKING COUGH".....are purely coincidental!
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No No No, that's a wife experience.
Nowadays girlfriends call themselfs wifes...
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serious answer, met at the door with a long lingering kiss, shower etc etc, then more kissing, slowly helping her to undress (hate that when they just naked already lol) bit of body exploration and worshipping, blow job, 69, sex in a few positions and ushered out with more long lingering kisses....very straight and some say boring, but kissing is the key, gotta be full on proper snogging but not too sloppy or too much tongue, a pro would know
eye contact, compliments from both
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