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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebony Amber View Post




    Ohhhh so you only want me for my body *snaps fingers* haha. The day I stop taking nudes is the day (insert something dramatic here). Taking nudes is a hobby. I'm aiming to be the Michelangelo of the nude.
    Im a G string,heels,no top fan myself as you know

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    Quote Originally Posted by mr gear View Post
    Go to Amber's twitter page petros some great fotos there
    So I just saw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebony Amber View Post
    So yesterday like the kind caring and last minute daughter I am, I rushed to Boots to go and print out a cute photo for my mum as it was Mothers day.

    I walk in impressed by technology - I don't even have to talk to anyone, simply plug my phone in and I'm away. So in goes the iphone cord and it starts uploading my media to the system at lightning speed. Then boom - NUDES. NUDES. NUDES.

    The bloody thing uploaded ALL of the pictures from my camera roll and obviously 75% of them are nudes. I'm standing in a packed pharmacy and half of the store is staring at my bare ass at 1pm on a Sunday afternoon. I always make jokes that black chicks don't blush but I am certain I went an impressive shade of crimson.




    Moral of the story. Always take good nudes as you never know who may see them



    Also - hiiii
    And what did your mother say about them????
    Last edited by Prickly; 28-03-17 at 03:06. Reason: Just saw your other thread...... :-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebony Amber View Post
    So yesterday like the kind caring and last minute daughter I am, I rushed to Boots to go and print out a cute photo for my mum as it was Mothers day.

    I walk in impressed by technology - I don't even have to talk to anyone, simply plug my phone in and I'm away. So in goes the iphone cord and it starts uploading my media to the system at lightning speed. Then boom - NUDES. NUDES. NUDES.

    The bloody thing uploaded ALL of the pictures from my camera roll and obviously 75% of them are nudes. I'm standing in a packed pharmacy and half of the store is staring at my bare ass at 1pm on a Sunday afternoon. I always make jokes that black chicks don't blush but I am certain I went an impressive shade of crimson.




    Moral of the story. Always take good nudes as you never know who may see them



    Also - hiiii
    Well I'm sure there were no complaints from anyone you gave them all a treat anyway you really do look gorgeous babe so don't let a little incident like that stop you from taken more gorgeous selfies

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petros View Post
    Oh god no! But there is no soul without body
    Do you mind if I use that for my website. Great little line haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mr gear View Post
    Go to Amber's twitter page petros some great fotos there
    Wow. I'm a bit of a twitter virgin. I think I've spent more time on there this morning than all previous visits and I don't need to visit an escort today either
    Now. Where do I pay?
    Last edited by philipkntz; 28-03-17 at 10:05.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Wow. I'm a bit of a twitter virgin. I think I've spent more time on there this morning than all previous visits and I don't need to visit an escort today either
    Now. Where do I pay?
    The best way to pay the joy forward is go book a lovely babe for tomorrow and be a total darling to her. Can't have my bloody Twitter page being the reason the Irish sex industry comes to a halt now can I haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebony Amber View Post





    Ohhhh so you only want me for my body *snaps fingers* haha. The day I stop taking nudes is the day (insert something dramatic here). Taking nudes is a hobby. I'm aiming to be the Michelangelo of the nude.
    Always wanted you for your body...good to see you back x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebony Amber View Post
    The best way to pay the joy forward is go book a lovely babe for tomorrow and be a total darling to her. Can't have my bloody Twitter page being the reason the Irish sex industry comes to a halt now can I haha.
    Good advice but I already have an appointment tomorrow with a judge, if you don't see me on here for a few days I'll be having free sex.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philipkntz View Post
    Good advice but I already have an appointment tomorrow with a judge, if you don't see me on here for a few days I'll be having free sex.
    Don't forget to bring your own soap

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