A tale of shame...

[Petros]

So yesterday like the kind caring and last minute daughter I am, I rushed to Boots to go and print out a cute photo for my mum as it was Mothers day.

I walk in impressed by technology - I don't even have to talk to anyone, simply plug my phone in and I'm away. So in goes the iphone cord and it starts uploading my media to the system at lightning speed. Then boom - NUDES. NUDES. NUDES.

The bloody thing uploaded ALL of the pictures from my camera roll and obviously 75% of them are nudes. I'm standing in a packed pharmacy and half of the store is staring at my bare ass at 1pm on a Sunday afternoon. I always make jokes that black chicks don't blush but I am certain I went an impressive shade of crimson.

Classic — you should have taken a selfie

Moral of the story. Always take good nudes as you never know who may see them

You can't beat a story with a good moral ending

[EnglishAlex]

Is there a place guys can see these pictures doll? I'm sure they'd love to (pay to) view them in a private gallery

[JustinBeaver]

Is there a place guys can see these pictures doll? I'm sure they'd love to (pay to) view them in a private gallery

no wrong site, this ain't AW

[xagerate]

Boots report sales of Kleenex up by 50% inside a 2 hour window
Spokeswoman for the company says they have also accepted a very generous (and unexpected) offer for one of their ageing photo processing machines
Also some reports of husbands / sons spending more time and consideration in the store whilst "presumably looking for mothers day gifts"


(Come back..............Im bored of cadburys/rowntrees )

[Ebony Amber]

Classic — you should have taken a selfie



You can't beat a story with a good moral ending

I'll tell you what - I will defiantly be taking more face selfies and less booby ones! All stories have to have a moral. Even if mine is a tad ermmmm skewed!

Is there a place guys can see these pictures doll? I'm sure they'd love to (pay to) view them in a private gallery

no wrong site, this ain't AW

They are all out there on the world wide web for free perving (well some in hidden private galleries too haha). I can't say where (see above comments on touting and spanking lol) but it wouldn't take a genius to find them simply a preserving perve

Hey Justin - don't worry darling. I've been doing the internet for a while now and will make sure to try not fall foul of the EI rules. But thanks ever so much for keeping us in check

Boots report sales of Kleenex up by 50% inside a 2 hour window
Spokeswoman for the company says they have also accepted a very generous (and unexpected) offer for one of their ageing photo processing machines
Also some reports of husbands / sons spending more time and consideration in the store whilst "presumably looking for mothers day gifts"

Phahaha. Glad to see you're still here babe and still being hilarious. Seeing all these old usernames is making me feel - old!?!

[mr gear]

Love the twitter page Amber xx

[Petros]

I'll tell you what - I will defiantly be taking more face selfies and less booby ones! All stories have to have a moral. Even if mine is a tad ermmmm skewed!

Ah no! Don't be a spoilsport

[Ebony Amber]

Love the twitter page Amber xx

Ah no! Don't be a spoilsport

Ohhhh so you only want me for my body *snaps fingers* haha. The day I stop taking nudes is the day (insert something dramatic here). Taking nudes is a hobby. I'm aiming to be the Michelangelo of the nude.

[Petros]

Ohhhh so you only want me for my body *snaps fingers* haha. The day I stop taking nudes is the day I will but every guy on EI a pint. Taking nudes is a hobby. I'm aiming to be the Michelangelo of the nude.

Oh god no! But there is no soul without body

[mr gear]

Go to Amber's twitter page petros some great fotos there