Originally Posted by
BarronVonMonsterRod
The science behind the lies.......
"yessss yessssss, oh that was so good baby"
means get the fuck out, I've another arriving in 10 mins, only 2 more today and I can get those new shoes Ive got my eye on and was thinking about the whole time, god I love shoes
"no baby it happens all the time"
means oh god not another one, now I have to wank you like a mad woman just to get you the fuck out"
"thanks sexy, you are the best, I'm going give you a top review"
means I'm going give you 4 stars and mark you down cos I'm a weirdo control freak and I always have to find fault
"I had a shower 10 mins ago"
means I haven't had a shower for a week now and my mum washes me in the bath, on a sunday....before church
Well , they do say that cleanliness is next to godliness.
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