I eh,i eh told you all that i was the best leader of this nation.If i were in eh power now id mm ,id eh, sail the ship out of stormy waters.
I was just about tell the ole mm public about the looming recession when i decided to call it a day at the eh ,the eh ,the ole eh top.
Unlike Brian ,i was a great leader who didnt bow under pressure,kept my underpants on and got things tight at least the second time round the ole mmm ,the ole block.
I cant even get an ole loan now.Even offering to pay out of me ole tax returns.

Lots done and f'all left to do,
Bertie Aherne.