Any fears/phobias?

[Quarterpoundher]

No such thing as a poor Farmer Farmer. Shame on you for getting Anna to dig your spuds. She'll sink her teeth into yer ker pinks if your not careful so don't go shortchanging her and for god sake at least give her a spud sprong with a longer handle so she don't have to bend over so much. I know you did that on purpose.

[farmer]

No such thing as a poor Farmer Farmer. Shame on you for getting Anna to dig your spuds. She'll sink her teeth into yer ker pinks if your not careful so don't go shortchanging her and for god sake at least give her a spud sprong with a longer handle so she don't have to bend over so much. I know you did that on purpose.

c,mere, hows boyz like me supposed to earn a decent living now that they,ve taken the grants away.

i suppose they,re lukin me to get as many cattle now as i,ve claimed for all those years

Anna Savicha loves bending over loads gatherin spuds. I towl her to wear some working clothes, so she turns up in her nighty she was a sight in her nighty and welly boots in the spud field

she thought she was coming down to drive me big belarus mtz "o look, its a Беларус can i drive it?" she said


a woman driving my tractor

i towl her she could if she lifted spuds all day for no pay har har HA har har

[Quarterpoundher]

Your an nawful man but I feel yer pain bud. those grants are a loss so I guess all's fair in love and screwing the system with false claims. Any improvement in grass growth up Cavan way? This colder snap has slowed growth down again. Any longer and I'll have to put mine on the slim fast plan. Send us a parcel or two of clippings if you can keep Anna off the Belarus at all costs. I lent the Massey to an Escort back last Summer for a test run and still no sign back yet.

It made for a pretty hard few days ploughing without it I can tell you...

[Taylor of Manchester]

Heights - especially in buildings with glass instead of walls
Being near water in the dark
Wasps
and the toilet thing mentioned earlier, I'm what Mr T used to call 'toilet shy'.

T
xxx

[rimmerguy]

It's not so much the fear of a public toilet , it's more the fear of someone hearing me squeezing out a dookie or two that makes me uneasy about them !

[Patricia]

Spiders, wasps, bees, big moths, and other insects.

Going to the dentist or the doctors.

Oh and I won't climb ladders, not even little step ladders!

[anon361]

Your in a public loo, the guy in front of you walks away fron the urinal while wipeing his hand on his trouser leg to dry the piss off, do you
A: Wait untill the door opens so you can leave.
B: Get some tissue and grab the handle to open it
or
C: Doesn't matter, you do the same thing so whats some more piss on the handle!!

[Doozer]

Your in a public loo, the guy in front of you walks away fron the urinal while wipeing his hand on his trouser leg to dry the piss off, do you
A: Wait untill the door opens so you can leave.
B: Get some tissue and grab the handle to open it
or
C: Doesn't matter, you do the same thing so whats some more piss on the handle!!

Or D use your leg

[luther]

Oh and I won't climb ladders, not even little step ladders!

Is it because of that one time I caught you trying to sneak into that concert???

[Patricia]

Is it because of that one time I caught you trying to sneak into that concert???

You forget to tell everyone - You are scared of me