My experience of massage in cork so far!

[Massageclientcork]

I recently moved to cork about 4 months ago due to my job. I decided once I had made the move to visit local massage parlours around the city. I also visited women offering massage who were not working in a shop. I just wanted to share a few experiences nothing bad, and I hope that this will be read carefully.
My first visit was to a place on union quay called oasis gentlemens club. The experience was okay but not the best. The women there couldn't really speak English and it really felt like they just wanted you to give them your money and leave. Nothing to make the client feel welcomed in any shape or form. They were lovely looking ladies and very polite in some aspects but I wouldn't visit there again.
My next was a few different masseuses who called to my hotel. They have adverts online on this and also on a website which is called XXX. They were lovely girls but seemed very nervous to be calling to see me which gives me the impression they weren't experienced in this as much as they claimed to be.
There is a place on south terrace which is called epic therapy. They have their own website and advertise well online. My only problem with this was once arriving there I noticed that these pictures were clearly not them. They are lovely looking ladies but I found it they may have felt uncomfortable in the room because of their weight issue. I was very disappointed by the fact they had impersonated someone elses photos, I am a middle aged man and I am far from perfect but I want to know the person in the pictures is who I am actually meeting. The place was also kind of dull and dirty not really warm either the room was freezing and the towels were damp. Other than this it was a lovely massage I met a few of the girls who work there and they have lovely manners and very welcoming, but I think management would want to get a bit of their act together and sort out what I have complained about.
My last place is Pink massage on bridge street, It is a very confined small place, felt like it was too small to be a massage shop. The prices aswell for the massage are also extremely expensive considering there are independent girls who do the same massage for less. There is an Asian girl by the name of XXX who I was seeing in there for a while but I just think the place isn't for me its too small and its cold the only satisfactory I got out of it was the hot shower.
I am not trying to insult or upset any person at all when writing this I just think I would have liked to know about all these places before visiting them. I believe all the massages and masseuses are EXCELLENT at what they do I don't doubt it for a minute but there are a few things that need to be addressed or they will loose customers.
I hope this will improve in the future or I will not be returning to any of these places.
Thank you.

[stillirish]

I just think I would have liked to know about all these places before visiting them.

It's an awful pity that there isn't a thread here discussing these places. Cork City Massage Parlours would be a great name for such a thread.

[IrishSarahBarra]

I am putting together 4 very strongly worded letters, right this instant!!! Thank you for bringing this to my attention. L****** is top of my list. I have issues with them already.

[IrishSarahBarra]

Yes I agree Dr. B, it's all about the face hole.

Also wondering too though, do guys do a special comfy notch so they can point their bits backwards towards their toes?

And, should Epic apply to the council for planning permission to extend out the back? There's bound to be some sort of grant available given the uncomfortable circumstances

[EIFII]

Either my tackle is too small or my stomach too big, but I never had the need for a willy hole on a massage table. Though in my tackle's defence I'm a rub-n-tug virgin and actually want a massage!

Do women get boob-holes?

I knew a girl once who would put a smallish triangular cushion under your belly, enough to raise your bum in the air and for her to reach through from behind and pull your cock backwards, without putting undue pressure on your knees. She was amazing and is sorely missed

[Jackie123]

Back again in cork so I decided to treat myself to a massage so I went to Epic for a massage very poor massage way over price I tried a Thai place in the north Main Street massage was ok. My next place of call was Joy from other forum post about her she very hard to meet so I tried in the end I got a meet with her massage top very polite time for a chat private car park offered tea and coffee and she has a face hole in her massage table

[Jackie123]

Really doing the rounds you are nearly as bad as me twice to epic this week today and Thursday.
Also saw escort this morning and two at weekend.

I only had 1 visit to epic last week and 1 only y would I go back to epic again when I did not like the place y are u so upset if I did not like the place ?????

[Jackie123]

Really doing the rounds you are nearly as bad as me twice to epic this week today and Thursday.
Also saw escort this morning and two at weekend.

I was only there once y would u think I go back there when I first visit was not great

[smallcock]

I personally asked Jorge moderator to close the other thread.. Jackie123, westsidex, billyboy etc...
Do you want me to ask him to shut this one down too?

Who made you king?

[Jorge]

If you don't know how to keep an adult conversation I will close this one as well. This is not a kindergarten lads