"Bollocks, They Found Us”

[joggon]

“Bollocks, They Found Us”: NASA Receive First Audio From New Planets

http://waterfordwhispersnews.com/201...ontent=Article

RADIO signals emerging from the newly-discovered ‘TRAPPIST-1’ planetary system have been decoded by linguistic experts at NASA, confirming the existence of extraterrestrial lifeforms who want ‘no part of Earth’s bullshit’.
There was great excitement from astronomy enthusiasts earlier this week following the discovery of seven planets in the ‘habitable’ zone of a nearby solar system; planets which seemingly had all the criteria for supporting life.

After further radio probing, a signal from the planet was received and later translated, and appears to show that the alien lifeforms were well aware of the existence of Earth.However, this was eroded somewhat today when NASA announced that lifeforms on the third of these planets seemed to be ‘standing very still as if not to be noticed’, much like how someone would hide behind the sofa in their house if a TV licence inspector or debt collector came to the door.
“The transmission begins ‘Oh fucking bollocky bollocks'” said a spokesperson for NASA, addressing a press conference.

“‘They’ve found us, well that’s just tickety-fucking-boo’. The conversation then breaks down into a series of back-and-forth arguments where the aliens appear to blame each other for being found, with one very vocal creature appearing to be furious that Earthlings may now attempt to travel to the new planet. ‘Why did you have to have the telly on so fucking loud?’, they say”.
The transmission concludes with the lifeforms stating that they’re ‘off out for a bit’ and they ‘don’t know when they’ll be back’.

[bollocks]

Bolllocks has known this for a loooong time.......They have sex awl day every day with multiple partners

[paddywack]

it was obvious that were had aliens among us, where you think tom rambo, zilch and westside come from, some of the escorts don't seem human either

[Barney Rubble]

it was obvious that were had aliens among us, where you think tom rambo, zilch and westside come from, some of the escorts don't seem human either

I wonder what David Ike makes of Trump and a lot of present day world leaders? And he used to work for the BBC & now Trump won't talk to them

[paddywack]

I wonder what David Ike makes of Trump and a lot of present day world leaders? And he used to work for the BBC & now Trump won't talk to them

Trump is not human, the hairdo gives it away.
His Master Plan is to -
Divide, Conquer & Multiply

I know the signs, I lived on the Shankill Road

[SteveB]

it was obvious that were had aliens among us, where you think tom rambo, zilch and westside come from, some of the escorts don't seem human either

Some are shapeshifters. I met one the other day. I went to see her a few days later and she had completely changed her shape and her face. An alien!