There Once Was An Escort From Wales:

[carlos marvado]

There once was an escort from Wales
Who hankered after the good old days
When she dived into a ruck
She could always count on a f**k
From the best prop...Bull John Hayes.

There once was a hooker from Caerphilly
Who gave away an unnecessary free
On being sent to the sinbin
She flashed them all a wry grin
And attempted to importune the referee.

[gene hunt]

There once was an escort from wales .whose business had gone to the rails...............because of the sheep, that her clients would keep, ............with condoms.............. that were tied to their tails

[rover]

There Once was an Escort form Wales,
who was giving special offers in her sales.
From 150 to 90 what a great bit of luck,
it makes the price reasonable for a good fuck.