new bill criminalising the purchase of sex

[scatlover]

That's me pipped at (my) post then...so no saying "I fixed her plumbing/bled her radiators/changed a lightbulb" then. The Brits tiptoe/pussyfoot round this area too. A pilot scheme was launched in Holbeck, Leeds, West Yorkshire, U.K. a couple of years ago allowing escorts to work that (semi-industrial) area between the hours of 7-7. They could solicit, screw standing up against the wall or in the car - whatever...ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING but give them a roof over their heads. I suppose the authorities thought the bus shelter would suffice. Not like there's any shortage of derelict buildings in the Leeds/Bradford area. But puritanical as we are they just couldn't go the final step and give the girls a (comfortable and safe) building to work in...cos that would be a brothel - right? The upshot (no pun intended,) of this is needles, condoms, knickers etc lying round the streets and business people there don't like that for obvious reasons. No idea if this programme still exists or, hey - maybe they got a roof over their heads!

I get enough Vanilla sex from my girlfriend but when it comes to the neapolitan-chocolate-chip variety I go to see (the rare) escort offering watersports AND hardsports. So do you think the morality brigade will have to rewrite the statute books to deal with (miserable) offenders like myself? I wasn't "in receipt of" sexual services per se but as a ready 'n' willing toilet-slave I could be found guilty of receiving - (hazardous and toxic substances..) Would that make me a toilet-terrorist then and make me guilty of a catalogue of offences exposing myself to the likes of the health and safety executive? Would the escort need to carry a "Hazmat" sign round her waist and/or "Wash your hands (after) using me?" If SHE goes for checks then wouldn't I also have to be periodically checked for e-coli and a range of other life changing diseases and maladies? I guess when they finally drag me before the beak the words will be, "Hanging is too good for him!" By the way, do you know they've criminalised face-sitting and (women) squirting in videos?

[The Libertarian]

That's me pipped at (my) post then...so no saying "I fixed her plumbing/bled her radiators/changed a lightbulb" then. The Brits tiptoe/pussyfoot round this area too. A pilot scheme was launched in Holbeck, Leeds, West Yorkshire, U.K. a couple of years ago allowing escorts to work that (semi-industrial) area between the hours of 7-7. They could solicit, screw standing up against the wall or in the car - whatever...ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING but give them a roof over their heads. I suppose the authorities thought the bus shelter would suffice. Not like there's any shortage of derelict buildings in the Leeds/Bradford area. But puritanical as we are they just couldn't go the final step and give the girls a (comfortable and safe) building to work in...cos that would be a brothel - right? The upshot (no pun intended,) of this is needles, condoms, knickers etc lying round the streets and business people there don't like that for obvious reasons. No idea if this programme still exists or, hey - maybe they got a roof over their heads!

I get enough Vanilla sex from my girlfriend but when it comes to the neapolitan-chocolate-chip variety I go to see (the rare) escort offering watersports AND hardsports. So do you think the morality brigade will have to rewrite the statute books to deal with (miserable) offenders like myself? I wasn't "in receipt of" sexual services per se but as a ready 'n' willing toilet-slave I could be found guilty of receiving - (hazardous and toxic substances..) Would that make me a toilet-terrorist then and make me guilty of a catalogue of offences exposing myself to the likes of the health and safety executive? Would the escort need to carry a "Hazmat" sign round her waist and/or "Wash your hands (after) using me?" If SHE goes for checks then wouldn't I also have to be periodically checked for e-coli and a range of other life changing diseases and maladies? I guess when they finally drag me before the beak the words will be, "Hanging is too good for him!" By the way, do you know they've criminalised face-sitting and (women) squirting in videos?

AFAIK THe Leeds Toleration zone is continuing, it would be of no interest to me though!
BTW what of tHe UK banning face sitting and squirting on dvds, is ownership/downloading criminalised?

[scatlover]

I don't know. But beware of the Thought Police if you even contemplate such delights. The (backward) direction we appear to be travelling in may well result in everything but conventional penetrative vaginal sex between married heterosexual partners between 7 and 12 p.m. becoming an obscene and therefore prohibited act.

[SteveB]

For many years anal sex was illegal in Ireland (and many other countries).
It was difficult to enforce because it would have needed one party to give evidence against the other party involved.
I think the present law is somewhat similar. A “Trophy Law” there to appease some people.

[meatloaf2]

For many years anal sex was illegal in Ireland (and many other countries).
It was difficult to enforce because it would have needed one party to give evidence against the other party involved.
I think the present law is somewhat similar. A “Trophy Law” there to appease some people.

But if a Guard came in when you were having sex and said ' Sir, I see you're an arse man', surely thats evidence enough

[alcatel]

But if a Guard came in when you were having sex and said ' Sir, I see you're an arse man', surely thats evidence enough

If the guard came while saying he was an arse bandit, then I might be sweating.

[meatloaf2]

If the guard came while saying he was an arse bandit, then I might be sweating.

well,he could do her first while I get dressed and out of there, cops need sex too you know