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    Default Topical Joke

    Excerpt from Elizabeth Fritzl's diary:
    Monday - stayed in Dad came down and f**ked me
    Tuesday - stayed in got f**ked by dad
    Wednesday - stayed in Dad f**ked me doggystyle
    Thursday - stayed in Dad came on my face
    Friday - stayed in Dad gave my a**e a right pounding
    Saturday - went to watch Man Utd play...wish I'd stayed in

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    Default Lets keep it Topical

    Jade has asked to be cremated and her ashes put into small silk bags and passed to all the mourners at the service, so everybody gets a Goody bag!
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    Jade Goody's bald head looked like an egg.....which was ironic considering she'll also spend Easter in a box.

    Statisticaly 9 out of 10 people enjoy gangrape.

    What's a curry and an Uncle got in common?
    A bad one will hurt your bumhole.
    The Irish people have a just and indefeasible right to Ireland
    and to all the moral and material wealth and resources thereof,
    to posses and govern the same for their own use, maintenance, comfort
    and honour as a distinct sovereign state.

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    The Irish people have a just and indefeasible right to Ireland
    and to all the moral and material wealth and resources thereof,
    to posses and govern the same for their own use, maintenance, comfort
    and honour as a distinct sovereign state.

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    ^ HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm saving that.

    Nice find.

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