Val - en - tines, not again ?

[cantstopdointhisconnor]

When it comes to Val - en - tines, id rather do either of the following as a substitute

a) have my left canine extracted, and reinserted up my rear with a hot poker while eating ice cream on a tooth with a huge abscess

OR

b) take my chance with a wild Rhinoceros who had just come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife

[MidlifeCrisis]

When it comes to Val - en - tines, id rather do either of the following as a substitute

a) have my left canine extracted, and reinserted up my rear with a hot poker while eating ice cream on a tooth with a huge abscess

OR

b) take my chance with a wild Rhinoceros who had just come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife

Try unchecking "Verified photos" and "Allows reviews". That will give you a better chance of finding those favourites.

[cantstopdointhisconnor]

Try unchecking "Verified photos" and "Allows reviews". That will give you a better chance of finding those favourites.

iv absolutly no idea what your on about

[Mister Anderson]

iv absolutly no idea what your on about

He means if you really want to live dangerously then there's no need for imaginative safaris.

[cantstopdointhisconnor]

He means if you really want to live dangerously then there's no need for imaginative safaris.

well i dare say old boy, most punters write posts thinking there batman, jamesbond, 007 and micky mouse ... so im in good company

[alcatel]

well i dare say old boy, most punters write posts thinking there batman, jamesbond, 007 and micky mouse ... so im in good company

I am under no illusions/delusions, I post on a phone as a phone.

[alcatel]

What's next?
Easter eggs?

[tinytimintipp]

When it comes to Val - en - tines, id rather do either of the following as a substitute

a) have my left canine extracted, and reinserted up my rear with a hot poker while eating ice cream on a tooth with a huge abscess

OR

b) take my chance with a wild Rhinoceros who had just come home from a hard day at the swamp and found me wearing his pyjamas, smoking his cigars and in bed with his wife

Smoking cigar,s in bed with a rhino,s wife,,,,For FUCK Sake man you need to be remedicated urgently ,,you need help and a big hug,,,,,

[cantstopdointhisconnor]

weird ....

[cantstopdointhisconnor]

I could not not give a rats about valentines. But the fairer sex seems to like it & so I indulge.

good for you