Sure if we weren't ugly fuckers we wouldn't need escorts so count your blessings Rachel
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Sure if we weren't ugly fuckers we wouldn't need escorts so count your blessings Rachel
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I feel as blessed as Irish girls are.Originally Posted by Barney Rubble
Sure if we weren't ugly fuckers we wouldn't need escorts so count your blessings Rachel
Then when you retire you can take some of best Irish clients with you for a long party holiday as I think they deserve a break as they did help you to get rich Rachel and least you could do for them guys as just take few of very best as too many and Irish lads might take all good looking French ladies back home and leave French lads very arrogant and annoy with Irish lads..
Now I got to go and book another beautiful Spanish Escort for myself for my next visit as have to wait for Beauty Spanish Queen Miss Cindy December as she on a deserve holiday...Adios my Amigo..
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Could it be that the 91% of the paddies that were not accepted were too tight to pay the sign up fee and joined EI for free instead,,more fake news i reckon..
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My bad ... spank me.I think you meant to say inner beauty not inside beauty.
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Good to see some guys taking the article not so serious.
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But you get paid for the pleasureI feel as blessed as Irish girls are.
Floki''s off for awhile. . .
Yeah but doesn't her Secretary take 50%But you get paid for the pleasure
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Looks aren't everything:
10. They have an interesting sense of humour: We love a man with a good sense of humour and when it comes to Irish fellas, sure they have it cracked, don’t they? On a night out they know exactly how to have you roaring with laughter.
We’re not sure if it’s the sarcasm or the way they affectionately jeer everyone they come into contact with, all we know is that Irish lads have a sense of humour unlike anywhere else in the world. Keep the jokes coming boys!
9. They’re always up for some divilment: Irish men are always happy to engage in some kind of bold/rebellious behaviour for the sole purpose of getting up to some divilment.
Their reckless dedication to “having the craic” is something we find oddly sexy. Admit it ladies, it’s strangely hot – we know we’re not the only ones who like this!
8. They have an insane level of respect for their Mammy: The bond an Irish man has with his Mammy is one that can never be broken. C’mon, it is sort of sweet when they go out of their way to ring their Mammies and have a chat with them.
An Irish chap who has a normal, healthy relationship with his Mammy will also know that women deserve only the utmost amount of respect. You bet your backside that woman raised him right!
7. They’re chivalrous in their own way: Okay, so he may not offer you his coat when you’re freezing and he may not hold doors open for you, but he WILL buy you a bag of chips on the way home after a night out.
6. They possess the ability to always light a daycent fire: When we set and light a fire, it generally tends to fizzle out after a few pathetic spurts of flame. When an Irish man lights a fire, it stays lit. Fact.
5. They always give insanely complicated directions to tourists: Watching an Irish man give directions to some confused tourists is one of the best things ever: “Ah yeah, sure you just go up there, turn around six times, go right, go right, go left right? Then take another left, go up that road, wave at Jim and you’re grand like!”
4. They’re awful dancers: When it comes to a night out, nothing is more hilarious than witnessing an Irish man tear up the dance floor. He thinks he seriously looks the bid-nizz rocking his one-arm dance move. We’re laughing so hard we’re crying, but kind of digging his confidence at the same time. Eh…as long as he doesn’t dance near us…
3. They are capable of great emotion: He may not cry when his first child is born, but if his county loses their latest hurling match he will weep uncontrollably for the next two weeks. He will also take various sick days from work because he can’t handle the disappointment.
2. They’re the most easy-going men the world: Their signature catchphrase is: “Ah sure, it’ll be grand like” and nothing fazes them. It’s kind of awesome.
1. They know how to make an epic cup of tea: We don’t even need to explain how attractive this skill is.
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