Whats the deal with massages?

[steve5050]

Never tried one of these "erotic massages" - Is it literally just a rub doon and a ham shandy till you spurt your glue? Checking prices it's like 140/150 an hour? Would ye no rather the ride for the same price? Genuinely curious.

[blue rebel]

Never tried one of these "erotic massages" - Is it literally just a rub doon and a ham shandy till you spurt your glue? Checking prices it's like 140/150 an hour? Would ye no rather the ride for the same price? Genuinely curious.

If you are looking for a ride then a Massage not the place to go , but if you want a nice pampering with a good masseuse
a Massage can be heaven. There is a good Chinese in Cork atm who does a great Massage and BJ ending and boy is she good at both.
A bad massage is useless and sometimes you have girls advertising it and all they do is a quick back rub for 10 mins and a HJ for the
rest of appointment, so if you get a proper massage and an Erotic ending it can be better than the ride at times.

[blue rebel]

Never had a bj from a masseuse before just hand job

99% are HJ but this girl advertised both and 45mins with BJ was £90 so good value and her massage is also good.

[Playitsam]

I love a good massage , it can be a longer lasting erotic experience. But the escorts that double up on the profiles tend not to be great , they just pour on some cold oil and get you out the door in 15 minutes.
Much better to find a good Thai or Chinese lady in the free ads , they charge by the hour plus €20 for the ending. So you get a good therapeutic massage first with hot oil .

Great Chinese lady near the Liffey out at Guinness. A nice one also off Patrick st Cork,
Stella in Kildare is probably the best that advertises on here .
Try it . But watch out it's addictive.

[philipkntz]

Never had a bj from a masseuse before just hand job

???????? But but but you've been around years. I do like my massages and twice in the last year I've got full service at the price of a one hour massage. Once with a decent massage and once with a poor massage. I wouldn't go back to either for a massage though. A good massage is better than sex.