Well that’s not quite accurate Carlos. I very nearly sunk my little ship due precisely to loose lips and not tending the tiller with the fullest attention Ye fellas should use some imagination and hire a boat for an outcall now and again rather then the usual hotel/apartment. Mix it up a little. Nothing like lying back and letting the tides dictate your course on a fine summers day.
I can hire out ole HMS Qp but you’ll have to prove to be an outstanding seaman and like things nautical.