Any unwritten rule

**PlankMan** · 19-01-17, 00:48

Originally Posted by Tombarry

Thinking of going to see escort as it will first time with an escort is there any "unwritten rule" ?

Don't get caught

**DrAlan** · 19-01-17, 07:45

Originally Posted by Tombarry

Thinking of going to see escort as it will first time with an escort is there any "unwritten rule" ?

Never forget escorts are people too.

Oops, now I wrote it, it's not unwritten...feck, I'll have to think of another.

**LuckyLu** · 19-01-17, 11:59

Originally Posted by Tombarry

Thinking of going to see escort as it will first time with an escort is there any "unwritten rule" ?

never ask "are you free?" instead say "are you available for a date tonight?"

**Sexy Sandy 69** · 19-01-17, 12:08

Don't barter. Our rates are listed on our profiles, if you want a cheaper service, don't ring, barter & expect an appointment.

Sandy x

**IrishDaisie69** · 19-01-17, 12:13

Just don't be a wanker ...

**IrishDaisie69** · 19-01-17, 12:14

Originally Posted by Sexy Sandy 69

Don't barter. Our rates are listed on our profiles, if you want a cheaper service, don't ring, barter & expect an appointment.

Sandy x

Nothing annoys me more

**Lyndsay26** · 19-01-17, 12:15

Be a gentleman !!!!

**Crashburnsraffo** · 19-01-17, 13:07

Originally Posted by drbagehot

30 minutes: 4 chickens, 3 turnips and a kilo of first earlies.
45 minutes: 2 turkeys, 2 litre of milk and two kilos of first earlies.
1 hour: A ewe, 2 ducks and 4 fresh heads of lettuce (washed)
Overnight: 1 acre with road frontage

Id be interested in doing an overnight depending on where the one acre is located 🤑🤑

**philipkntz** · 19-01-17, 14:41

Originally Posted by drbagehot

Don't pee in the shower.

I've been getting this one wrong for years. Somebody really should write down these rules. I thought it was, Don't poo in the shower.

**Crashburnsraffo** · 19-01-17, 15:22

Originally Posted by drbagehot

You don't have enough vagina for my tastes, John.

For an acre of land in Dublin id consider making me one 🚑

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