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Thread: We all need a laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by paddywack View Post
    tell us a good joke
    Where do fish keep their money?

    The river bank
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    Quote Originally Posted by drbagehot View Post
    Get out. Just go. And have a good think.
    What car does Tarzan drive?

    A Mazda tree-to-tree
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    Just made this one up now, hope it isn't too shit.



    Q. What do you call an angry woman that cannot talk?

    A. Silent Murder.
    Last edited by Floki; 15-01-17 at 15:52.

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    Here is a picture of me in the bath.



    Being half way through winter, it means
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    What do prison inmates use to call each other?

    Cell phones
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    Did you hear how the man who stole ladies underwear from washing lines evaded arrest?

    He gave police the slip
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    What's the difference between a man coming out of a confessional, and a man in a bathtub?

    The first has his soul full of hope........

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Equalizer View Post
    Did you hear how the man who stole ladies underwear from washing lines evaded arrest?

    He gave police the slip
    on a side note
    do you remember when lady's used to wear slips ?
    I don't think they do anymore ?
    like the girl in the video
    below
    allso good song
    Last edited by tom sand; 15-01-17 at 20:45.

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    What do you say when a cat swallows a penny?

    There's money in the kitty
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Equalizer View Post
    What do you say when a cat swallows a penny?

    There's money in the kitty
    Oh God!

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